Friday Aug 01, 2003

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"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

-Tallulah Bankhead

Why the hell does my jaw hurt? There's about 30 minutes of last night I can't account for. Unfortunately, there were many witnesses who probably will tell me all about it.

So, so sleepy.
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nickysonic:
* desperately tries to resist temptation to make predictable comment about how you got yr jaw pain*
cutthekidinhalf:
yes i just realized how much i hate those blonde girls.. ahh they are sooo dumb.. dumb dumb..
i miss yo!!

Wednesday Jul 30, 2003

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She seems to hide all looks that have ever fallen
into her, so that, like an audience,
she can look them over, menacing and sullen,
and curl to sleep with them. But all at once

as if awakened, she turns her face to yours;
and with a shock, you see yourself, tiny,
inside the golden amber of her eyeballs
suspended, like a prehistoric fly.

--from...
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mykra:
Columbus!

Tell me when! I will get my pasty white ass up there and Holden, yourself, and lil ol me will get shitty and god knows what else.

Also, you like the wordy-words? There are more if you want.
diggity:
that's because you're swimmingly naughty. or if you're being for real real, then idk? i think you're being naughty.

Tuesday Jul 29, 2003

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"But I feel alive only when I am living for or with others! And I'll be a great artist in spite of that. And if I am not a great artist, I don't care. I will have been good to the artist, the mother and muse and servant and inspiration."

--Anais Nin

I never thought I would enjoy serving so damn much.
It has it's...
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_v_:
that has to be one of your best pics so far
and the sun
is the bright thing that makes you smile when you are under it
desiderata:
currenty......luc delahaye, vanina sorrenti, helen van meene, glen luchford. and i love film for photo inspiration. like Wong Kar-wai movies: "the days of being wild" and "fallen angels" sooo good. also "christiane f" -i think you would like it judging from your movies list.

Sunday Jul 27, 2003

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"I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."

--Tallulah Bankhead

I have this ache....it needs to be relieved. Oh, how I've tried.
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scarecrow:
It's the ache that drives us, no?

Relief is fleeting and nowhere nearly as exquisite and sensual as desire, eh?

It's a good thing to end all one's statements with
2-letter semi-inquisitive words and a question mark, hm?
kingskottie:
hey miss susquehanna 1985... mr fantastic is now ICEBERG SLIM!

Saturday Jul 26, 2003

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Ok, all you armchair analysts:

My ankles are erogenous, as many have noted. 10 years of gymnastics led to 2-3 ankle injuries every year. My ankles are so very weak.

Last summer, I fell and seriously tore several ligaments in my right ankle. It had to be immobilized for 6 weeks. When the ER doctor examined me, I laughed hysterically at the pain. The X...
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diggity:
Well, i didn't know it was that intense...That makes me wonder about recent events in my life...I wonder if that's why nibbling on her ankles gets her heated...? Thanks for the heads up.
psmith:
so I take it a photo of your ankles is out of the question?

Thursday Jul 24, 2003

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"Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."

"Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

I think my cartwheels make people feel good. Otherwise, why would I get so many requests for them?

My shipment arrived. Oh my goodness, I can barely contain myself.
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snag:
really krista, anything. the one you have here is nice. you get so many requests for cartwheels because you wear those tiny skirts.
rickroyal:
I concur about the cartwheels. I think.

Heh. Shipment.

Tuesday Jul 22, 2003

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When a girl says "What size speculum should I buy?"
It's best to just tell her the size. It's not as though I'm going to give "Why?" a straight answer.

I'm going to say things like:
"So we could have puppet shows with the specula I just bought...." or maybe
"I thought they would make lovely party favors for your office picnic...what do you mean...
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tinfoilhalo:
Awwww....you just ruined my Christmas gift for you . frown

I was gonna get it engraved and everything . It was going to say " Open Sesame " . wink

I like the party favors idea though . That has promise . YOU are in charge of all formal entertaining when we rule the world( Foreign dignitaries and such ) . You just come riding in on your llama wearing a Tinkerbell outfit and kitty slippers and yell " HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! *Pause to wait for everybody to yell back " HEY KRISTA!!!!" * Then you scream " I gots us a case of speculums and a case of gin . LET'S PARTY!!!!!!! "

Tell me that wouldn't be the greatest party of ALL time . biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
superfly4343:
Do they come with a nice tea cozy thingy to keep'em warm?

Monday Jul 21, 2003

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"Out of the cage came Eve,
escaping, escaping.
She was clothed in her skin like the sun
and her ankles were not for sale."

--Anne Sexton from Rats Live on No Evil Star.

I'm naked and I'm pretty sure my ankles aren't for sale. Reasonably sure. Pretty sure.

How much are you willing to spend?
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blueeyedangel:
Why couldnt Annie have wrote "out of the "CAKE" came eve...clothed in her skin like the sun" thats how I first read it.

It was a nice image of Eve being super happy that she was out of Eden (which wasnt even a real cake but was made of cardboard, and a few sparklers and frosting to lick off ..er too myuch info I guess.) She was so estatic because after hiding for so long waiting for the cue to jump out, her feet fell asleep years ago. So that explains why she wont sell her ankles because now they have fresh blood circulating she has remembered what it feels like to stand on her own two feet.

...but really had to drop a note to say thanks for all your wonderful quotes. They can brighten all but my darkest days. (fi they cant then the thought of you nekkid can not to mention seeing you so in your profile pic )

Too bad I am a poor nursing student I doubt my measly finances would tempt you. Would you consider a trade for your ankles? Are they not your favorite parts or are you particularily fond of them?
tiamat:
i will sell my body to the highest bidder then runaway with the money come find you and try to buy more than just your ankles, especially your cutie booty wink

Wednesday Jul 16, 2003

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"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."

--Jack Kerouac
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optic16241:
only pie baby, only pie!
_v_:
thank you thank you thank you
i used to think i knew what i wanted
but now, i'm not so sure

Monday Jul 14, 2003

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"I'm not afraid to die, I said. I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes."

--Kinky Friedman

I need to focus on my career more. What career, you say? I want...
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optic16241:
i like twix sometimes.
itsalivemedia:
I will say that I did like FB and the Catholics live enough to buy a t-shirt (dork alert) but come on! That's like saying, "Was Wings better than his first band?" I dunno, it's me, it really is. Just tune me out.

And in answer to your statements's:
1. Undergarments can be just as sexy as being nekkid. Time, place, degree of horniness are factors however.
2. (Vintage) lingerie works. Frankly any lingerie does.
3. Public sex is a turn on.....as a voyuer, it is a real turn on. As a participant, I have had limited experience. Getting caught twice hurt a bit.
4. See #3 as being a voyuer and watching you do cartwheels in a skirt (undergarment-less perhaps?) is a great plan.
5. When you find said person, know that i will mix the martini's if I can get a ride. I make a mean VERY dry, Sapphire martini with a twist, straight up, stirred NOT shaken.
6. Must check out said lab when finished
7. See #3 again.
8. Llama's bleet (aka spit). You sure you want that around? Good thing they don't swallow. (I had to, it was RIGHT THERE!)
9. LOVE that idea
10. Scene's in public? Erm...you lost me here. I'll have to pretend i don't know you.
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