"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
--Mae West
Ok, I swear Romeo the ferret is NOT a sex toy, but I need to take a break to figure out the proper names for my vibrators. It's a lot to keep track of. Contest shall resume tomorrow.
Romeo is very cute though, particularly when he is licking the gin off my lips. Maybe that isn't a normal relationship. Hmmmmm. Discuss.
Please note: Romeo gets very offended when he is called a rodent! His weasle-y little ego is so fragile. You know how men are...
Another note: Romeo peeks at me when I'm in the bath.
--Mae West
Ok, I swear Romeo the ferret is NOT a sex toy, but I need to take a break to figure out the proper names for my vibrators. It's a lot to keep track of. Contest shall resume tomorrow.
Romeo is very cute though, particularly when he is licking the gin off my lips. Maybe that isn't a normal relationship. Hmmmmm. Discuss.
Please note: Romeo gets very offended when he is called a rodent! His weasle-y little ego is so fragile. You know how men are...
Another note: Romeo peeks at me when I'm in the bath.
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holdensolo:
I had sort of forgotten about it. Luckily I have written 39 poems about you since then.
jasechase:
a friend of mine raised an opposum once. It fit into his pocket when her first got him and was huge by the time he died. Romeo looks pretty slinky. I missed the naming the vibrator event. But I do have a new update on my page.