Thursday Jul 24, 2003

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"Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."

"Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

I think my cartwheels make people feel good. Otherwise, why would I get so many requests for them?

My shipment arrived. Oh my goodness, I can barely contain myself.
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snag:
really krista, anything. the one you have here is nice. you get so many requests for cartwheels because you wear those tiny skirts.
rickroyal:
I concur about the cartwheels. I think.

Heh. Shipment.

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