When a girl says "What size speculum should I buy?"
It's best to just tell her the size. It's not as though I'm going to give "Why?" a straight answer.
I'm going to say things like:
"So we could have puppet shows with the specula I just bought...." or maybe
"I thought they would make lovely party favors for your office picnic...what do you mean I'm not invited?"
It's not like I need to know the size for these uses.
What I'm thinking is:
"You mentioned a fantasy and I'm going to fulfill it...and while you're there you can take a look a my shiny cervix." Duh. I just know it's shiny,
It's best to just tell her the size. It's not as though I'm going to give "Why?" a straight answer.
I'm going to say things like:
"So we could have puppet shows with the specula I just bought...." or maybe
"I thought they would make lovely party favors for your office picnic...what do you mean I'm not invited?"
It's not like I need to know the size for these uses.
What I'm thinking is:
"You mentioned a fantasy and I'm going to fulfill it...and while you're there you can take a look a my shiny cervix." Duh. I just know it's shiny,
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I was gonna get it engraved and everything . It was going to say " Open Sesame " .
I like the party favors idea though . That has promise . YOU are in charge of all formal entertaining when we rule the world( Foreign dignitaries and such ) . You just come riding in on your llama wearing a Tinkerbell outfit and kitty slippers and yell " HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! *Pause to wait for everybody to yell back " HEY KRISTA!!!!" * Then you scream " I gots us a case of speculums and a case of gin . LET'S PARTY!!!!!!! "
Tell me that wouldn't be the greatest party of ALL time .