Thursday Aug 07, 2003

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"If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors."

--We're No Angels (1955)

I can see the crime on someone's face, and it makes me want to lick that face.

It adds so much character.

That is the appeal of the outlaw.
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kingskottie:
hey... bored at lunchtime.

you take any good photos of late?
joyrider:
...best of luck with your criminal. try not to civilize him. not that you would.

you're a parker fan - maybe you can help me out. any books/films about the algonquin round table you'd recommend?

Wednesday Aug 06, 2003

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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."

--Friedrich Nietzsche

I've always been quite mad. I think love is simply an outlet for that madness.

I think I've even become rather reasonable.

I don't even recognize myself. Help!
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kaos1:
yes love can make you quite mad, but you can make yourself mad.

theres a method to my madness, you?
mrzablowdowski:
vulnerable doubly so
as there's two not one
to the one a mortal blow
love is through your done
broken heart you got to go
buy a farm in saskatchewan
or slip into regina

Tuesday Aug 05, 2003

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"Vagina!"

-- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show (he was so saucy when he said it, it made my naughty bits tingle.)

I dedicate this journal to my vagina. I hereby declare today, "Enjoy A Vagina Day." (Or has Hallmark already declared it?) Mostly, because the word is funny. Sex is funny. I like funny things. I guess we can figure out my stance on this....
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tinfoilhalo:
I like the idea of changing Vagina Day to my birthday . That's quite decent of you . Next year will see the BESTEST Vagina Day EVER!!!!! wink
_v_:
i got fired because of you
naaa
so confused today

Monday Aug 04, 2003

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"I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things. I know you have to deal with them at the same time, but I just don't know why they have to happen at the same time. I just wish I could work out some schedule. Am I just babbling? Do you know what I mean?"
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mrzablowdowski:
brilliant!
diggity:
to make ammends: "...Triply undifferentiated, it merges into oneness, not bright above, not dark below..." and "...Nothing in the world is as soft, as weak, as water; nothinh else can wear away the hard, the strong, an remain unaltered..." - a little Lao Tzu on binary thought.

Friday Aug 01, 2003

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"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

-Tallulah Bankhead

Why the hell does my jaw hurt? There's about 30 minutes of last night I can't account for. Unfortunately, there were many witnesses who probably will tell me all about it.

So, so sleepy.
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nickysonic:
* desperately tries to resist temptation to make predictable comment about how you got yr jaw pain*
cutthekidinhalf:
yes i just realized how much i hate those blonde girls.. ahh they are sooo dumb.. dumb dumb..
i miss yo!!

Wednesday Jul 30, 2003

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She seems to hide all looks that have ever fallen
into her, so that, like an audience,
she can look them over, menacing and sullen,
and curl to sleep with them. But all at once

as if awakened, she turns her face to yours;
and with a shock, you see yourself, tiny,
inside the golden amber of her eyeballs
suspended, like a prehistoric fly.

--from...
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mykra:
Columbus!

Tell me when! I will get my pasty white ass up there and Holden, yourself, and lil ol me will get shitty and god knows what else.

Also, you like the wordy-words? There are more if you want.
diggity:
that's because you're swimmingly naughty. or if you're being for real real, then idk? i think you're being naughty.

Tuesday Jul 29, 2003

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"But I feel alive only when I am living for or with others! And I'll be a great artist in spite of that. And if I am not a great artist, I don't care. I will have been good to the artist, the mother and muse and servant and inspiration."

--Anais Nin

I never thought I would enjoy serving so damn much.
It has it's...
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_v_:
that has to be one of your best pics so far
and the sun
is the bright thing that makes you smile when you are under it
desiderata:
currenty......luc delahaye, vanina sorrenti, helen van meene, glen luchford. and i love film for photo inspiration. like Wong Kar-wai movies: "the days of being wild" and "fallen angels" sooo good. also "christiane f" -i think you would like it judging from your movies list.

Sunday Jul 27, 2003

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"I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."

--Tallulah Bankhead

I have this ache....it needs to be relieved. Oh, how I've tried.
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scarecrow:
It's the ache that drives us, no?

Relief is fleeting and nowhere nearly as exquisite and sensual as desire, eh?

It's a good thing to end all one's statements with
2-letter semi-inquisitive words and a question mark, hm?
kingskottie:
hey miss susquehanna 1985... mr fantastic is now ICEBERG SLIM!

Saturday Jul 26, 2003

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Ok, all you armchair analysts:

My ankles are erogenous, as many have noted. 10 years of gymnastics led to 2-3 ankle injuries every year. My ankles are so very weak.

Last summer, I fell and seriously tore several ligaments in my right ankle. It had to be immobilized for 6 weeks. When the ER doctor examined me, I laughed hysterically at the pain. The X...
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diggity:
Well, i didn't know it was that intense...That makes me wonder about recent events in my life...I wonder if that's why nibbling on her ankles gets her heated...? Thanks for the heads up.
psmith:
so I take it a photo of your ankles is out of the question?

Thursday Jul 24, 2003

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"Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."

"Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

I think my cartwheels make people feel good. Otherwise, why would I get so many requests for them?

My shipment arrived. Oh my goodness, I can barely contain myself.
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snag:
really krista, anything. the one you have here is nice. you get so many requests for cartwheels because you wear those tiny skirts.
rickroyal:
I concur about the cartwheels. I think.

Heh. Shipment.

Tuesday Jul 22, 2003

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When a girl says "What size speculum should I buy?"
It's best to just tell her the size. It's not as though I'm going to give "Why?" a straight answer.

I'm going to say things like:
"So we could have puppet shows with the specula I just bought...." or maybe
"I thought they would make lovely party favors for your office picnic...what do you mean...
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tinfoilhalo:
Awwww....you just ruined my Christmas gift for you . frown

I was gonna get it engraved and everything . It was going to say " Open Sesame " . wink

I like the party favors idea though . That has promise . YOU are in charge of all formal entertaining when we rule the world( Foreign dignitaries and such ) . You just come riding in on your llama wearing a Tinkerbell outfit and kitty slippers and yell " HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! *Pause to wait for everybody to yell back " HEY KRISTA!!!!" * Then you scream " I gots us a case of speculums and a case of gin . LET'S PARTY!!!!!!! "

Tell me that wouldn't be the greatest party of ALL time . biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
superfly4343:
Do they come with a nice tea cozy thingy to keep'em warm?

Monday Jul 21, 2003

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"Out of the cage came Eve,
escaping, escaping.
She was clothed in her skin like the sun
and her ankles were not for sale."

--Anne Sexton from Rats Live on No Evil Star.

I'm naked and I'm pretty sure my ankles aren't for sale. Reasonably sure. Pretty sure.

How much are you willing to spend?
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blueeyedangel:
Why couldnt Annie have wrote "out of the "CAKE" came eve...clothed in her skin like the sun" thats how I first read it.

It was a nice image of Eve being super happy that she was out of Eden (which wasnt even a real cake but was made of cardboard, and a few sparklers and frosting to lick off ..er too myuch info I guess.) She was so estatic because after hiding for so long waiting for the cue to jump out, her feet fell asleep years ago. So that explains why she wont sell her ankles because now they have fresh blood circulating she has remembered what it feels like to stand on her own two feet.

...but really had to drop a note to say thanks for all your wonderful quotes. They can brighten all but my darkest days. (fi they cant then the thought of you nekkid can not to mention seeing you so in your profile pic )

Too bad I am a poor nursing student I doubt my measly finances would tempt you. Would you consider a trade for your ankles? Are they not your favorite parts or are you particularily fond of them?
tiamat:
i will sell my body to the highest bidder then runaway with the money come find you and try to buy more than just your ankles, especially your cutie booty wink
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