Tuesday Aug 10, 2004

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Everyone likes my jokes so I am going to post one a day in my journal until my humour well runs dry.... hope you all enjoy.... Some new pics will be U/L under musical as well as general crap...



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The Joke:

A young Amish couple got married. The groom thought he would take his wife to a nice motel. He goes to the front desk and says my wife and I just got married and I want a really nice room. The desk clerk winked at him and said do you want the bridal? The Amish man thought for a second and said, no, I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets used to it.



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beccy:
hmm den hab ich nicht verstanden frown
thejuanupsman:
wow you would think even the most angry person would understand not to mess with a semi, not that I think truck drivers are asses or anything, just that semis are difficult to drive under good circumstances never mind when someone is making it hard for them. Poor guy, I come from a family with a lot of truckers (yet I dont drive at all, I fit in so well) and one of my cousins had a motorcycle pull dire tly in front of him and take a spill. There was no way he could stop but he felt so much guilt he never drove his rig again. Sold it a few weeks later. In middle management now and I know he hates it. One of the things I see a lot of is bicyclists who aggressively pass and cut off or squeeze between buses. Just a dumb move, the blind spot on a bus is huge.

I did have a good time. Lately all my times have been good (well except for a brief angst filled moment on wednesday) Which is a nice change for me. I have not seen the village yet either. But I have avoided any spoiler talk. I think my friend the law student, heretoafter to be referred to as Law school girl, wants me to take her to that next.

I love your jokes thanks for the laugh.

[Edited on Aug 15, 2004 1:33PM]

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