I was having an erection but then I saw a picture of toddlers in my facebook news feed and lost it. Maybe I should get myself sterilized.
I just keep pondering if I wanna have kids some day, and maybe I do, and if so then I wanna be the guy who really means it upon the incantation of "Till death do us part" because having divorced parents is not a nice thing and to be able to keep that promise then she has just got to be my best friend and...
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I feel that shattered dreams and bruised egos are better than broken hearts.
Todays workout music.
For some weeks now I've been baffled by the scent of my sweat. It smells kinda like the PVA-glue Erikeeper.
Dark Fortress - Eidolon
I wanna create blackened symphonic death metal and do nerdy shit among other things with my girlfriend. I don't know how to compose music apart from drums and I don't have a girlfriend. I'm only into tall (5'7" to 5'11") skinny girls with pretty faces. I'm not really looking to tour or releasing an album. What I want is a lifelong commitment and eventually, in...
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I always thought hump day had something to do with humping. Always made me wonder how can anyone wish me a happy hump day when I've had no humping in five months.
Everyone's a junkie. I just want to do everything together with my supply and the package so hot I can get off just by looking at her. I'd rather spend the rest of my days without than settle for anything less.
This is my nightstand. Together with my friends we say prayers to Lucifer each night before venturing into dreamworldz. Friendship is magicks! <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r28fervYHxI
The pros of being an onanist: I'm not impregnating anyone or contracting any sexually transmitted diseases.
The cons: I barely even exist.
I just realised I've dated someone only once the past four years. It was the rebound girl right after the only relationship I've ever had. Feeling kinda proud.
Crushes are fun. I had several last year, half of them being famous girls that...
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