it's been a long time since I've bitched about my area. . hm hm hm.
It's nice and cold this week. . .which would make me pretty happy, if it wasn't also damp and dreary 90% of the time.
I think I already said it rains every weekend here once Springtime comes around. We've gotten a cuople of breaks from this pattern though (that would be followed by the "i don't do shit on the weekends anyway" bitch. .but then I realize that that's only been true the last two weeks. . . .it just SEEMS so fucking long). It's also BEAUTIFUL out during the work week.
We suck the worst during the Spring and Summertime. . . .but at least it's not warm.
It's only been hot out for 2 days this spring. People sure are complaining. . . ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm being stalked by a retarded kid.
3 times this person has shown up and decided to follow me with his hand extended uttering "hi" over and over again (it's the only word he knows. . .you can tell). It's fucking creepy.
do i sound like a big jerk yet?
I'll sound like an even bigger jerk as you continue
buses have been free all month
. . .i forgot how much I hate the bus.
everyday. . .at least once. . .you will catch the whiff of either human feces, or just bad BO. It's mainly on the Yonkers bus. There's always someone who didn't shower/just crapped thier diaper.
why this isn't true on the train, I will never understand (well, there's a reason I could think of, but dammit, even I have more faith in humanity than that). I can only hope when the fare goes back into effect next Wednesday, it's not as crowded.
What i notice is that the more I'm stuck at home on days off, the more lameness I notice about my general area, and the more I feel the need to bitch.
When Ulysses moves away, it's going to be some of the lamest times ever. Seriously, he's the only person I get to hang out with, even when he had a job. everyone else is way too busy, but homeboy is almost always up for something. He hates it here, just like me.
a rent free home is too good for me to leave though
and it's easy to remain happily single when you wouldn't touch anyone within 15 mile radius with a 15 mile pole. WOO!!
do i sound like a big jerk yet?
i will as this continues
've been watching La Mujer en el Espejo (the woman in the mirror) religiously as of late. a lot of it is just so ANIME-LIKE. I'm serious, I could see CLAMP writing this story (and if they were at thier best again, it'd be even more screwed up).
You think you're superficial?
I run superficiality DRILLS
that's right, when I'm in the city, I actually challenge myself to find something wrong with every attractive girl I see in 30 seconds.
(it's pretty easy when they're all thin as a rail anyway)
that's my jerk/bitch/bastard post for today
this is captain bringdown, signing off
PS - I listen to this Papoose mix tape entirely too much. Good mean spirited "fuck everyone", "i'll kill you", hardcore rap, just the way i like it. That "can't shit with a gun in yer ass" line is SO my new away message.
PPS - i REALLY need to stop coming here
It's nice and cold this week. . .which would make me pretty happy, if it wasn't also damp and dreary 90% of the time.
I think I already said it rains every weekend here once Springtime comes around. We've gotten a cuople of breaks from this pattern though (that would be followed by the "i don't do shit on the weekends anyway" bitch. .but then I realize that that's only been true the last two weeks. . . .it just SEEMS so fucking long). It's also BEAUTIFUL out during the work week.
We suck the worst during the Spring and Summertime. . . .but at least it's not warm.
It's only been hot out for 2 days this spring. People sure are complaining. . . ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm being stalked by a retarded kid.
3 times this person has shown up and decided to follow me with his hand extended uttering "hi" over and over again (it's the only word he knows. . .you can tell). It's fucking creepy.
do i sound like a big jerk yet?
I'll sound like an even bigger jerk as you continue
buses have been free all month
. . .i forgot how much I hate the bus.
everyday. . .at least once. . .you will catch the whiff of either human feces, or just bad BO. It's mainly on the Yonkers bus. There's always someone who didn't shower/just crapped thier diaper.
why this isn't true on the train, I will never understand (well, there's a reason I could think of, but dammit, even I have more faith in humanity than that). I can only hope when the fare goes back into effect next Wednesday, it's not as crowded.
What i notice is that the more I'm stuck at home on days off, the more lameness I notice about my general area, and the more I feel the need to bitch.
When Ulysses moves away, it's going to be some of the lamest times ever. Seriously, he's the only person I get to hang out with, even when he had a job. everyone else is way too busy, but homeboy is almost always up for something. He hates it here, just like me.
a rent free home is too good for me to leave though
and it's easy to remain happily single when you wouldn't touch anyone within 15 mile radius with a 15 mile pole. WOO!!
do i sound like a big jerk yet?
i will as this continues
've been watching La Mujer en el Espejo (the woman in the mirror) religiously as of late. a lot of it is just so ANIME-LIKE. I'm serious, I could see CLAMP writing this story (and if they were at thier best again, it'd be even more screwed up).
You think you're superficial?
I run superficiality DRILLS
that's right, when I'm in the city, I actually challenge myself to find something wrong with every attractive girl I see in 30 seconds.
(it's pretty easy when they're all thin as a rail anyway)
that's my jerk/bitch/bastard post for today
this is captain bringdown, signing off
PS - I listen to this Papoose mix tape entirely too much. Good mean spirited "fuck everyone", "i'll kill you", hardcore rap, just the way i like it. That "can't shit with a gun in yer ass" line is SO my new away message.
PPS - i REALLY need to stop coming here
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Trust me...I know that girls are just as bad, or worse...
My neighborhood is weird, too. I live in a building with a bunch of tweakers. It's actually a hispanic neighborhood, for the most part, but in this particular building, there aren't many Mexicans because I doubt they want to live here with all the white trash. I had no idea when I moved in. I sure know how to pick 'em!
Have a good weekend, my cynical friend.