Less than a month until the wedding, and my computer has joined the choir invisible. My phone crashes every couple minutes, so I can access the internet reliably on that, either, and the only other computer I have regular access to at home overheats and shuts down every 20 minutes.
Long story short, I won't be online much this summer. But at least I've got...
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rabidbuttons:
sweeeet *to the tattoo
throttlebitch:
Congrats on the wedding. I loved looking at all the photos. You two looks so happy together 
It's my birthday. I'm allowed to ask for things, so I would like the funniest gosh-darned offerings you can summon up from the internets. Please and thank you. <3 
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dryad:
Sorry I missed it, but happy birthday!!
dyl_n:
Hope you had a wicked birthday.
Welp, 3 months today until I get hitched. I'm trippin balls about being able to afford it, though. Anyone wanna buy my underwear? It's getting quite hot out, now, so I can send you them extra stanky in no-time flat. <3
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yowlinyeti:
exciting!!!
paulnikon:
Happy Birthday.
Two has two thumbs and got the best surprise in the history of the world ever last night?
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brightredscream:
You won money!
neeeeon:
surprise threesome? haha
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neeeeon:
That rocks!
ironical:
"Work isn't supposed to be fun; that's why it's called work!" 
BTW, I tried giving my blood to stay housed once--didn't work so well
Anyway, a freelance IT person is an artist I'd like to know better I need a web designer something fierce, so if my ideas you saw don't seem absolutely redick and more AbFab, the millions WILL follow.
Either that or I'm Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams and dead baseball players are fucking with me...
BTW, I tried giving my blood to stay housed once--didn't work so well
Anyway, a freelance IT person is an artist I'd like to know better
I need a web designer something fierce, so if my ideas you saw don't seem absolutely redick and more AbFab, the millions WILL follow.
Either that or I'm Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams and dead baseball players are fucking with me...
brightredscream:
I can relate
goatsgotohell:
We made out pretty good this time as far as I am concerned. Two steps forward instead of the potential ten steps back.
I've been informed my birthday post was up for too long and that I must immediately LEAVE THE BRONX
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robotsatemyhair:
The
robotsatemyhair:
hehe
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yowlinyeti:
i think i've almost x-filed myself out. Might need a to take a breather and find out where I left off on Breaking Bad.
r3x:
IT'S STILL YOUR BIRTHDAY ON HERE? 
Another post from my blog. Since I'm still getting a lot of random hits from my "10 Ugly Mistakes Women Make that Ruin Any Chance For a Relationship" post, I'm hoping to catch random assholes with this one, too.
How to get her to suck *content warning*
This little charmer of a headline was waiting in my Spam mailbox this morning. Rather than see what...
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How to get her to suck *content warning*
This little charmer of a headline was waiting in my Spam mailbox this morning. Rather than see what...
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flit:
I concur with Oxy. We miss out on all the fun! Hope to see you kids soooooon <3
ig:
Great Blog lady thank you
I made the following blog post as a larf, but it turns out it's been attracting the most accidental hits to my blog. HAH! Suckers!
"10 Ugly Mistakes Women Make that Ruin Any Chance For a Relationship"
Apparently that's the title of an ad that came up on Dictionary.com. I missed the ad itself and couldn't track it down and now feel like I'm missing...
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"10 Ugly Mistakes Women Make that Ruin Any Chance For a Relationship"
Apparently that's the title of an ad that came up on Dictionary.com. I missed the ad itself and couldn't track it down and now feel like I'm missing...
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necia:
"Lock that shit up, ladies" has been cracking me up for five minutes straight now.
deucomatic:
That's GOLD I tells ya!!! The subsequent laughing cleared the wheezing in my chest. If you were at my local I'd buy you a ticket in the meat raffle.
So, I decided to try my hand at blogging again. Last year's attempt was a dismal failure because I was relying on my gf and our roommate to contribute. Big mistake. But, this time it's just me and I figure I'll be more successful since it doesn't rely on my cooking for every entry (which would mean I'd have to keep the kitchen clean -...
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neeeeon:
Glad you're back!