Yesterday misschris spent the night. I did her makeup, took some photos, watched The Sweetest Thing and Anchorman. It was a good night.
I shaved my head when I got home from work today. This makes me a very happy girlie. I feel cleaner, lighter, and sexier.
MINUS the zit on my nose that I feel is a monstrosity complete with wailing and gnashing of teeth.
After my "haircut" I went to a sex toy party with my seestor-in-law. It was pretty fun. I bought a few things and won a sweet, fancy penis lipstick.
Has anyone ever done the sex toy party gig as a job? It sounded like a fun and profitable one.
From there we went to my mom's "Mother/Daughter Overnight" at our art studio. My sister-in-law and I entertained ourselves by vandalizing my brother's(her husband's) van with foam spray paint.
He has a Ford Econoline Utility van. So, let's just say there was PLENTY of room for choice phrases like: Harry Balls, Cock am Good, I <3 Penis, and Viva la Zappa.
I shaved my head when I got home from work today. This makes me a very happy girlie. I feel cleaner, lighter, and sexier.
MINUS the zit on my nose that I feel is a monstrosity complete with wailing and gnashing of teeth.
After my "haircut" I went to a sex toy party with my seestor-in-law. It was pretty fun. I bought a few things and won a sweet, fancy penis lipstick.
Has anyone ever done the sex toy party gig as a job? It sounded like a fun and profitable one.
From there we went to my mom's "Mother/Daughter Overnight" at our art studio. My sister-in-law and I entertained ourselves by vandalizing my brother's(her husband's) van with foam spray paint.
He has a Ford Econoline Utility van. So, let's just say there was PLENTY of room for choice phrases like: Harry Balls, Cock am Good, I <3 Penis, and Viva la Zappa.
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misery:
oh totally! there are a lot of people on here asking you about them. you could probably sell quite a few. 
meow:
My friend's mother did those sex party things. Because of this you always got sex toys for your birthday & x-mas. P.S. My friend was a guy.
