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I live in an attic.

I'm a merchant mariner.

My housemates have huge parties on Sunday and Wednesday nights.

I have an undying love for the sea.

I can't stand most people but somehow still want to love everyone.

I go to school with disrespectful boys and girls.

My braces come off in 2 months.

Yes, I have braces.

I've let people walk all over...
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I was kidnapped for two days by a tow truck driver. AAA does not background check their drivers. I finally escaped the situation after 2 nights and 3 days only to find my SUV had been locked up and barricaded into a garage so I couldn't access it to escape. True story.

parker1313:
WTF!!!! Holy shit!