kismi

I got a new haircut this weekend and am absolutely LOVING IT! Now I'm on a total scarf kick.

Then I went to an 80s prom on Saturday night. There was tons of drama and my "date" acted like a total fucking chode but other than that, it was great!


While I was in the bathroom that night, I met this insanely adorable girl. She was about 4'9" and kept saying that she was drunk. I couldn't stop thinking about how I wanted to stick my face between her fabulous tits and do the motorboat!