kinghell

Christ, two full days after KMFDM, and I still can't turn my head without wincing. That's the problem with having lots of hair--when you hear loud, pounding music, you start to headbang. It's a completely involuntary reaction.

And, of course, the day after the KMFDM show is the day that Slayer decides to release their ass-kicking boxed set, Soundtrack to the Apocalypse (which was coincidentally the name of my college radio show). So I've been listening to that, and I'll start bouncing my head up and down without thinking, and a jolt of pain will shoot up my neck... and I'll do it all over again two minutes later.

The moral of the story is: I'm now an old man, and rock and roll hurts me. I don't even want to think about the state that I'm going to be in after seeing Type O Negative and Cradle of Filth on Dec. 6.

By the way, while watching Seanbaby clone Bile open for KMFDM, anything and I decided that industrial music was a lot easier to perform than we previously thought, so we're putting together an industrial band and are accepting applications. Musical talent is apparently not required.