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Viva Mexico! This is going to be a crazy ass few weeks. I'm heading down to Mexico City in a couple days to sign autographs at some convention, and the guys from EGM Mexico are taking me out for cock fights. I hope my bad Spanish conveyed that I want to watch evil chickens attack each other, not get up to gay antics.

Then I'm...
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In Future News: 1000 Turkmenistanians Found Unexplainably Crushed in Large Puddle

In the country of Turkmenistan, President Niyazov has launched an unexpected project. Despite its hot weather and struggling economy, Niyazov has announced that his country will construct an ice palace large enough to house 1,000 people. Obviously, this is a challenging if not mad project likely to receive harsh criticism from the non-dumbass community....
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When I was in Vegas, I saw a lounge duo where one guy would spontaneously start singing like easily impersonated celebrities no one has heard of in 30 years. Sometimes his partner would give us an excited warning:

"Uh oh. Oh no, ladies and gentlemen! It's... my god, it's WALTER BRENNAN!!!"

My favorite part was how no one thought it was funny but me. They...
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I got back from E3 just in time for the SG Prom, and my doctor has diagnosed me with 8 new strains of alcoholism.

E3 was pretty eventful - I led a photo scavenger hunt that'll be in the next issue of GMR that had 15 grown men and women searching through crowds for a picture of a nerd's exposed ass crack. On the way,...
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I should really be writing something hilarious with so many deadlines this week, but instead I posted about 60 new pictures on the Seanbaby.com Photo Album. There's a new page in the Suicide Girls, Costume, and Celebrities sections, and two pages of Miscellaneous ones.

They all had pretty standard captions, but in an effort to entertain anyone who clicks through, I spent an hour...
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After 400 arguments over the script and three days of filming and VO work, the Ultimate Video Game Countdown show has finally wrapped. I think I can say with certainty that I never want to say another word about the hottest video games of 2004 ever again.

To my credit, the producer only had to cut twice because I was "openly mocking the show."

Afterwards,...
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It's been awhile since I've touched Seanbaby.com, since when writing jokes is your day job, writing jokes in your free time is nuts.

Despite this, I just added a gigantic Seanbaby.com photo album with four pages of pictures starring Suicide Girls and Suicide Girls enthusiasts.

Clickity BAM

I'm going to be down in San Francisco for about a week, so if anyone needs all or part of their face rocked during that time, that's where you need to get to.

I'm mainly going down to work out the details of an MTV special I'm doing later this month. One such detail is how many exposed breasts I'm going to require from their...
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