drunk drivers are fucking douche bags.
friday, night, girlfriend and i are driving to her sister's house, when suddenly i notice that there is a car driving towards me IN MY LANE. i coudn't even react cause i was so baffled by this scene. i slam on brakes finally and we plow into each other. both cars - destroyed. both girlfriend and i are wearing our seatbelts, but my knees went straight into the dashboard. she can't breath. i get out of the car to talk to the guy and the first thing he says is "dude, what were you doing in my lane?" fucking idiot. so anyway, the cops come, take him away, i spend the rest of the night with michelle in the hospital. can barely walk from my knees being the size of grapefruits, my hand is in a splint....michelle's stomach started out red but is now a wonderful shade of purple. had to cancel our show on sunday in new york cause i have no car and i'm gimped out.
so in conclusion, drunk drivers are fucking douche bags.
anyone selling a car for around 6k?
friday, night, girlfriend and i are driving to her sister's house, when suddenly i notice that there is a car driving towards me IN MY LANE. i coudn't even react cause i was so baffled by this scene. i slam on brakes finally and we plow into each other. both cars - destroyed. both girlfriend and i are wearing our seatbelts, but my knees went straight into the dashboard. she can't breath. i get out of the car to talk to the guy and the first thing he says is "dude, what were you doing in my lane?" fucking idiot. so anyway, the cops come, take him away, i spend the rest of the night with michelle in the hospital. can barely walk from my knees being the size of grapefruits, my hand is in a splint....michelle's stomach started out red but is now a wonderful shade of purple. had to cancel our show on sunday in new york cause i have no car and i'm gimped out.
so in conclusion, drunk drivers are fucking douche bags.
anyone selling a car for around 6k?
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But umm.. I got your text message today. Me and Jerm are good, he might be getting a job at my old work at PPI. I'm moving into an apartment a few blocks away. it's sweet. Fat kitty is still fat. There are gunshots occasionally outside. That is scary. We're seeing Dave chappelle on Friday. Yeah! ok! The job is good. I got a free laptop from work, a hand me down. Hackmaster Rocks! You should come to Jeremy's surprise party I'm having in a few weeks. The philly burlesque show was awesome... umm... I think that's it. I hope you check this sometime soon.
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