kilherdead

Don't switch cars. Please. Tracking devices are very expensive, and I can't afford another one.

I thought of something else I would say if I were a hairdresser: *snip* "Holy crap! Uh... did we have a plan B?"

dude! where the F have you been?!?!

o like those girls who do the ooo and aahhhh. i love that part in that one song.... i know what you mean. sometimes i wish i could screem as good as some of the band singers i listen to.

dude i always talk to you and stuff. baby.

you need to learn how to kill people with your bare hands

Sorry I'm replying so late, I'm not usually so bad about that... But you did make me laugh about the epilectic shock thing and the snakebite.

I wasn't going to post on your page three times in a row for fear of being a.... too... many... posts... guy, but since you're sad about not getting any comments, the hell with that.

Suuuuuure you can be in love with more than one person. There's no harm in that, ideally. Unfortunately, humans can be total assholes about that love thing. And I've known quite a few humans in the past, believe you me. Spills blood, starts wars and all that good stuff.

I wouldn't know what to do about it. Those cocky news paper columnists can't even agree on the right course of action, and they ger *paid* to bullshit poeple, whereas I just bullshit as a hobby. At any rate, my gut says "have freaky three-way sex & take lots of pictures," but that would probably be inappropriate.

dude where the hell did you go??

Gawd, how I love being the first to post a comment. It's even more satisfying than that morning back-crack. And the back-crack is hard to beat.

As in the spinal cartilage function, not stockpiled drugs.

Yeah.

I'd offer to give you some of my old Ikea furniture, (Elegant heaps of screws & wood splinters with duct tape trim) but I've lost all the allen wrenches which means they wouldn't naturally fit in my car.

The stripper, on the other hand, would have plenty of room in the trunk if I removed the spare tire. Maybe even two strippers if they were small ones. Just think about it. No pressure.

no snowglobes? its so unlike you, even though i don't really know you. but if your previous journal entries have taught me anything, its that you have a somewhat sick obsession with snowglobes.

I've always wanted to become a hairdresser just so I could mess with people by saying things like "I'll just go ahead and strap you in here..." or "Are you okay with needles, or do you want to take the tranq' orally?"

Oh, also: "Did you want me to remove these spider eggs from your scalp before the rest of them hatch?" or "Wow, there's really not much up here to cut, is there sir?" or "Do you mind if I keep some of your hair for my cat?" or "Holy crap, you should sue your brain surgeon." or "Those pigeons were waiting for you this morning, weren't they?" or "Shall I dye your ear-hair as well?" or "I've never actually done this yet, but the practice foam head didn't bleed too badly."

Oh man, I totally missed my calling.

Could be worse. You could have George Michael hair.

yes that is rod stewert hair. but even thought i dont like rod stewart all that much, on you... well its better than rod stewart. i go home this weekend ill see if i can find a snoglobe. my old bible teacher owns a store in downtown auburn, ill look there. maybe ill trade for a bunch of buttons. you konow the pin on kind. im starting a vest full of them....

a snow globe collection. hmmm. how oddly intruiging. ill have to see if i can find any. do you have any of sacramento, CA? ok. its time for bed. just drove a 2 hr trip in an hr.

i should huh? well, whats in it for me besides using the little black lump that is my heart.

[Edited on May 16, 2003]

fights and vomitus are never fun :/ , unless they involve naked old grannies as well! Anywho, Im sxe and I dont think I have dated a sxe girl yet, and I go through alot of stock. Being sxe you either have to deal with it and accept it or do not date people who arent sxe if it bothers u. Sure I would like say a sxe gf, but it would be just a small preference, just as I would enjoy a brunnette or black haired gal -_-. I think you get my point. I work saturday night and im prolly too broke to afford a show anywho, thanks for the offer though , whats the name of his band? They any good? Enjoy the show !!!!!!!

If I PAY SuperScott to drive you over here......can I ever meet you?

dirty socks r the LAST thing u have to worry about in my backpack :0 . Poop and love, I hear those 2 things together so often these days. Anywho, any nifty shows coming up soon, sayyyyyyy before june 3rd?

You like good music.

(Atreyu really does suck live)

Ha, my friend went on a kinda blind date with the 18v lead singer, said it went horrible and that hes an asshole, anywho, poor thing, raised in riverside, I had friends that went to college there, a distinct smell to say the least

so whats stoping you? cut it already. and then dye it blond and youll feel like your in a David lynch film!

besides your picture is cute enough why do you wnat to cut your hair. unless you have a mullett, then cut it.

I had a hair once, but I cut it and have missed it ever since.

I would have grown that hair out and wrapped it around my head like the bastard love child of the comb-over and a turban.