respect the cock
remember when you had that throbbing, unbearable pain in your limbs for no reason whatsoever and your parents would say," you're just growing, those are growing pains." well, i currently have that in my face.
kilherdead:
that must suck for your face to be growing. and you are right. im never going to try to climb a mountain , or any hill of any sort again. my legs are sore now.
i have nothing to do today except for take a shower, and even that seems like a chore.
jenny jones really let the quality of her show plummet. sad sad sad
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lostandlonely:
i do like guys, i even have a boyfriend, but i mean shit, to look at a girl, all the beautiful curves and that softness they have... i just wanna feel it, ya know? i donno. plus, in my opinion, theyre way better kissers. dont get me wrong, i love guys and im into them more, its just easy to talk to them.
lostandlonely:
ha ha i like youre idea, getting all fucked up does seem to have that effect on people.
"you're only a rebel from the waist downwards"
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fats:
yeah, riverside......i prefer not to think about it. why are you here anyways, you need to get out as soon as possible. this town doesn't even have the decency to be immortalized in snowglobe form, at least i dont think they do. if you ever do get a riverside snowglobe i'd love to see it. incahoots eh.....maybe someday
kilherdead:
well i did get out..i went to colton. hahaha. movin' on up! but at least its my own place. eff the rents. no really incahoots 80s night is rad. 1$ drinks all night too. everyone should go. love is craptastic..but it was a good question.
Birds need to learn how to shut up.
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opahl:
Only when I'm trying to sleep. 
fats:
exactly
"the rules of attraction" is probably not the best book to read while you're in the midst of getting your heart broken.
dildos on ebay!! what will they think of next? and why was i looking for dildos on ebay?
nudwig:
tell yer mom you were looking for dominoes!
christ i'm good at wasting time, a little too good
I finally got hit on by a gay guy. And I can finally mark it off my "things to do before I die" list. There is nothing more flattering than being picked up on by your own sex.
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fats:
i try baby
jessica:
Where ya been?
Yes, Alvin & the Chipmunks do rock the Christmas music!
Yes, Alvin & the Chipmunks do rock the Christmas music!
Alcohol abuse and a take home final; hooray for sunday.
jessica:
Leafblowers rule! (For the record, I agreed with your leafblower theory!)
fats:
fine!!
I just wanted to update this thing with the sole purpose of illuminating man's most inane and irritating invention ever; the leafblower. I don't think I have to say much more than that.
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fats:
You're absolutely right, I'm not the president of inventions incorporated; I'm the vice-president and you do have a point about spray-on hair. I mean, what can't you do with that stuff!?!
fats:
Oh yeah, K-mart is for chumps. Target is where the real action is.