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Hello lumplings! I suppose it's time for me to get around to updating the ol' blog. First of all I want to thank everyone for your positive responses to last weeks query about my book. I'm definitely confident about going forward with...
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alright my tender lumplings, my fellow pervs and poets, beloved unmet friends, beautiful ladies and handsome gents...it has come to that time in every writer's life when he must contemplate self-publication.
this is not, yet, for my poetry (though a certain devious plan in that vein is slowly but surely taking shape in my dank, dark little basement of a brain), but for my erotica....
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this is not, yet, for my poetry (though a certain devious plan in that vein is slowly but surely taking shape in my dank, dark little basement of a brain), but for my erotica....
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lolliepop:
thank you sweet pea. I was heating a bottle of milk for him in a jug and was stood behind him and he just grabbed for it which hes obviously never done before 
iso:
hahaa. thanks! I think my hubby found it super cute too, unfortunately he also found it super hysterical and kept teasing me all day.
just one last edit, and i swear that the next time i have something new to say I'll just do a whole new blog.
I finally got word that the first part of my seven-section poem "I discover i is an android" has posted in the "sneaky previoo" section of Shampoo #30 HERE!!! My name is John for those of you who don't know...I'm particularly...
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I finally got word that the first part of my seven-section poem "I discover i is an android" has posted in the "sneaky previoo" section of Shampoo #30 HERE!!! My name is John for those of you who don't know...I'm particularly...
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discosleaze:
haha i kinda guessed you arent all like that.
to be honest, i havnt met many americans.
i get a few that come to our shop when theyre on holiday and they'll flirt with me really badly haha!
theyre always the ones old enough to be my dad
to be honest, i havnt met many americans.
i get a few that come to our shop when theyre on holiday and they'll flirt with me really badly haha!
theyre always the ones old enough to be my dad
flux:
Absolutely nothing. I love it, and it inspires in me a very frustrating wanderlust.
Don't ask me why, but I felt compelled to do a survey. What the hell is their weird fascination? My apologies.
001. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Indeed. Gave up on the 'kissing the wrong person' thing a while back.
002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Yep. You always love the ones you hurt.
003. What...
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kaffeine:
These questionnaires are like crack. I'm resisting the urge to copy/paste this bitch into my own journal right now....
kaffeine:
The little voices in my head don't need competition. WHERE IS MY CELL PHONE AND WHY AM I WEARING GREEN UNDERPANTS, DAMNIT?
Hello my tender lumplings! Lots of new publications already up or posting soon!
Already up: "Daddy's Boy" at Divine Miss ValCapone's webzine, and a new smutty story called "The Angel" in the Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime group.
Coming soon: "I discover i is an android" at Shampoo, daily zen-like lotus blossoms at DailyHaiku (I'll be one of the cycle of featured poets here...
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Already up: "Daddy's Boy" at Divine Miss ValCapone's webzine, and a new smutty story called "The Angel" in the Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime group.
Coming soon: "I discover i is an android" at Shampoo, daily zen-like lotus blossoms at DailyHaiku (I'll be one of the cycle of featured poets here...
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liv:
u are only like 9 hours ahead.... a shame...
liv:
i was actually having dinner... its 10.30 pm ...yep, in spain we eat late...
i did something very simple tonite veggy tofu+verdures hamburgers plus salad and now i have some yumilicious strawberries...want some?
i did something very simple tonite veggy tofu+verdures hamburgers plus salad and now i have some yumilicious strawberries...want some?
So, as most of you who read my blogs know, I rarely venture into the realms of my personal life, but I think it's high time for a little change of pace!
First of all, I'd like to thank all of you who do read my poems and comment on my work. As a contemporary poet, it's often easy to feel that poetry is a...
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First of all, I'd like to thank all of you who do read my poems and comment on my work. As a contemporary poet, it's often easy to feel that poetry is a...
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y:
Well in that case maybe I shouldn't meet her 
I hate the top five friends thing; can never choose. Never wanted to anyway. Wish it would go away.
I hate the top five friends thing; can never choose. Never wanted to anyway. Wish it would go away.
asistid:
Yeah, I think I'm just gushy in general. It's a good thing - better than being repressed.
Besides, you live in Berkeley - isn't it a requirement that you be sensitive and in-tune with your feelings? (Or have all the hippies gone away?)
x's and o's
Besides, you live in Berkeley - isn't it a requirement that you be sensitive and in-tune with your feelings? (Or have all the hippies gone away?)
x's and o's
[narrow is the cloth]
narrow is the cloth
between the beloved, the bride
nights were night-trysts watched
offered, the custom
the breast: these bodies weftless
names of love now spell
return, and return to our
the whole day until
we are not come to the cave
you'd be asking where
tell you that now, come the cave
and storms; trees giving
feet clogged in dew-...
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rowe:
Hmm.. maybe you had... But if you did - it was NOT nearly to the extent you just had commented! Thanks for all the compliments, but you won't get to see much more --- sowwie! Gotta leave SOMETHING to the imagination, as I told Steve 
Keep posted hun
Thanks for all the compliments, but you won't get to see much more --- sowwie! Gotta leave SOMETHING to the imagination, as I told Steve
Keep posted hun
paperdress:
cool. 
b/c
b/c a billing cycle means more to me than the moon's lazy dreaming somersaults.
b/c absence is always speaking what it isn't.
b/c an accretion of atavistic entities, loosely engendered by others, i, tenuous network.
b/c burning: an outershell reaction: infinite regressions of in.
b/c homeless and jobless is not equal to free.
b/c i am never more real than when curved by your...
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b/c a billing cycle means more to me than the moon's lazy dreaming somersaults.
b/c absence is always speaking what it isn't.
b/c an accretion of atavistic entities, loosely engendered by others, i, tenuous network.
b/c burning: an outershell reaction: infinite regressions of in.
b/c homeless and jobless is not equal to free.
b/c i am never more real than when curved by your...
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alleycake:
Haha don't blush, I love sci-fi/fantasy smut.
What's it called so I can find it?
What's it called so I can find it?
alleycake:
I did, you're a great writer.
this, my poet-friends and fellow-readers, is a piece I need some help with. I think the content is very strong, but I'm very unsure of the order and progression of stanzas. If anyone has any suggestions, I'd welcome them:
Filthy with eyes as dull as the ashes of snuffed cigars
Filthy still naked leapt out of bed
one day, scratching herself, found the hole and...
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Filthy with eyes as dull as the ashes of snuffed cigars
Filthy still naked leapt out of bed
one day, scratching herself, found the hole and...
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huck:
weeell, a large fraction of my poems are about women/romance/sex, i suppose, and one of them (Born Too Soon) was featured in the recent BHM World Poetry Day thing, as you know, but any smut is incidental, and it's not necessarily something you guys should be wasting a review on. still, i would be honoured! and i imagine you would be productively honest, too.
in my mind, "cull" is forever associated with "the culling of the masses", for some stupid reason. it is a fine word, tho, and i should be less neurotic.
what's the problem with the above piece, for you? my "complaint" would be that i balk at the sight of such a long piece, but that's just my laziness, and some guys (O'Hara, for example) do epics very well. have you thought about chopping it up? reportioning it, so to speak? or you could balance out the stanzas, arrange them into four or five bigger blocks, like a series of heavy punches. then again, it is very good as it is.
in my mind, "cull" is forever associated with "the culling of the masses", for some stupid reason. it is a fine word, tho, and i should be less neurotic.
what's the problem with the above piece, for you? my "complaint" would be that i balk at the sight of such a long piece, but that's just my laziness, and some guys (O'Hara, for example) do epics very well. have you thought about chopping it up? reportioning it, so to speak? or you could balance out the stanzas, arrange them into four or five bigger blocks, like a series of heavy punches. then again, it is very good as it is.
strigoimort:
You made me smile...
and thanks