Fact: I own many cans
Fact: I have a can of Spaphetti-O's and Meatballs in my cupboard as we speak -- guilty pleasure
Fact: On Sunday morning I realized...i don't own a can opener. I have a garlic press, but no can opener. Interesting.
Everytime I realize I have no can opener -- it's happened over the years -- I get a desperate feeling...like, "How will I survive?!?!?" Then I recall that cartoon where...I believe it was Sylvester who was locked in a house with hundreds of cans of tuna with no opener. What did he do to open cans? Well, a chainsaw failed to do the trick...dynamite? Who knows. Seriously, I contemplated opening it with a nail and hammer.
Fact: I have a can of Spaphetti-O's and Meatballs in my cupboard as we speak -- guilty pleasure
Fact: On Sunday morning I realized...i don't own a can opener. I have a garlic press, but no can opener. Interesting.
Everytime I realize I have no can opener -- it's happened over the years -- I get a desperate feeling...like, "How will I survive?!?!?" Then I recall that cartoon where...I believe it was Sylvester who was locked in a house with hundreds of cans of tuna with no opener. What did he do to open cans? Well, a chainsaw failed to do the trick...dynamite? Who knows. Seriously, I contemplated opening it with a nail and hammer.
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lol! noooooooo......not evil.
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