Pa and Ma were taking a load of produce into town to sell.
Pa held the reins as the old horse trotted down the road.
Ma said softly, "Pa, hold my hand."
Pa obliged.
A bit later, Ma says, "Pa, kiss me?" So he kisses her.
A little further along, she says."Pa . . . "
"Damn it. Ma!" snapped Pa. "Get off the cucumbers...
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