keverfever:
i'm over heah now ...
keverfever:
hammock!
Sometimes I get so hungover that I can't eat or even drink water or do anything really except beat my dirty monkey until it coughs like a 1953 Studebaker coupe with a broken crankshaft. You know what I mean.
ok that was weird
Give it to me baby! oo oo! I'm pretty fly for a white guy! Let me shove my three inches of flaccid weiner all up in yall!
Hey I'm back from MExico!
Fiesta Fact:
Soy en Mexico ahora. Hasta en una semana putas y pendejos!
Soy en Mexico ahora. Hasta en una semana putas y pendejos!
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judypatricia:
I sincerely hope you're bringing me back a sombrero.
keverfever:
and I have a nineteenth century disease common to poets and writers of the Romantic era. Is it TB? Is it syphilis? Would any of you lovely ladies like to know?
FUCK THIS FACT: Boards on here are fucking lame. SO is the nearly non-existent chat and the extreme lack of Webcams when you know everyone fucking has them.
This "community" kind of blows, it's like nerds with power.
Chickens do this thing where if they are pecking for food and one of them gets pecked and they see blood they fly into frenzy and attack...
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atomicant:
that hurts me.
it really does.
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it really does.
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ashleigh0787:
you should join some groups. the ones i'm in seem to be really active. who do you want to see on a webcam? get over it. 
and insurance really isn't that expensive. fuck, i can afford it. they don't offer any though the schools where you teach? is something wrong? are you ill? did you get your shots before leaving for mexico? by the way, i will miss you while you're gone. but, i'll be in atlanta so it really doesn't matter. oh, keep something open from april 5 to april 9. those are the days i'm going to be around. one of them i'd like to spend with you. or at least a few hours with you. something. we'll see. later.
and insurance really isn't that expensive. fuck, i can afford it. they don't offer any though the schools where you teach? is something wrong? are you ill? did you get your shots before leaving for mexico? by the way, i will miss you while you're gone. but, i'll be in atlanta so it really doesn't matter. oh, keep something open from april 5 to april 9. those are the days i'm going to be around. one of them i'd like to spend with you. or at least a few hours with you. something. we'll see. later.Flossin Factual:
I have not nor will I ever floss (yeah im gross), but my teeth are killing me! I had my wisdom teeth all pulled together last year and now the pain has returned. Damn.
On a possibly related note: after trying to avoidd the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and the Strokes for a year, it turns out like every other piece of hipster trash,...
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I have not nor will I ever floss (yeah im gross), but my teeth are killing me! I had my wisdom teeth all pulled together last year and now the pain has returned. Damn.
On a possibly related note: after trying to avoidd the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and the Strokes for a year, it turns out like every other piece of hipster trash,...
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semitic:
Try and stick around. Some people are just like that. It takes awhile to navigate though it. Your Facts posts are hilarious. BTW Papst Blue Ribbon is not bad.
artichokegirl83:
they always drink pabst in vietnam movies. i bought jasmine mint toothpaste yesterday, it is pleasantly disturbing. if you get an electric toothbrush, you don't need to floss as much, and apparently all natural mouthwash is good too. i got my wisdom teeth out 3 years ago, i really wanted to keep them in. bummer. anyway, tell your doctor, maybe he will give you codeine. p.s. rock, rock my world, and hot.
what the fuck?
Faggot Fact: oh shit
last night
we are at this bar after seeing Upright Citizens Brigade (improv comedy)
and my friend Jon's friend Tom is gay and his ex bf is txtmessaging him all this weird catty girllike shit
and tom says "I hate gay people!"
and i say: "Me too!" and everyone shits a cold icy silent brick. Tom didn't give...
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Faggot Fact: oh shit
last night
we are at this bar after seeing Upright Citizens Brigade (improv comedy)
and my friend Jon's friend Tom is gay and his ex bf is txtmessaging him all this weird catty girllike shit
and tom says "I hate gay people!"
and i say: "Me too!" and everyone shits a cold icy silent brick. Tom didn't give...
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err:
also:
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
nursesugar:
LMMFAO... outstanding. hehehehe...
yay my webcam works!
no one cares though ....
tragic.
no one cares though ....
tragic.
xhavokx:
i care, congrats!!!! 
Fuckin A.
I just did a whole post and then my connection failed before it loaded. That sucks balls.
FACULTY FACT:
1. I teach writing at two NYC colleges. So stop askin dammit.
FREAKED OUT FACT:
2. I had a really bad dream the other day that in class I made some comment like "is anyone in here on SG? Friendster" yeah so maybe I'll...
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I just did a whole post and then my connection failed before it loaded. That sucks balls.
FACULTY FACT:
1. I teach writing at two NYC colleges. So stop askin dammit.
FREAKED OUT FACT:
2. I had a really bad dream the other day that in class I made some comment like "is anyone in here on SG? Friendster" yeah so maybe I'll...
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judypatricia:
Now I feel all bad for asking where and what do you teach. Jerk.