I'm not here right now. I know this is something none of you are used to, and I understand if you're a bit scared. Take a deep breath and leave me a message; I'm sure all will be well soon.
Very good to meet you this weekend, even though I'm fairly certain I only managed about four words in your direction. I hope you enjoyed the trip [and your birthday party].
You wish.
Although now I'm aware that you save our AIM conversations. You're the second nut job I know that does that.
I'm calling the police.