You'll note that I said she's not a weirdo for breaking out in dance in the middle of dinner. There was only one thing she was a weirdo for, having a crush on a young Bill Gates. And really, that's weird.
Thanks, hon. Honestly, if I could do something I would! With no witnesses, it would be my word against his, and of course he would lie. And my reputation would end up just as battered as his, possibly worse. And he would probably still have a job, but I wouldn't. Alas, I am keeping my mouth shut. As far as my (ex) friend goes, fuuuuuck herrrrr. She is dead to me.
And really, so are you