kestrel

I attended my first holiday party of the year last night. it's all happening so quickly... it even snowed this week, in Texas. Anyway, I left the white elephant party with a holiday-decorated shovel; my pet boy wasn't as fortunate, but we do now possess a giant inflatable monkey, and a trial packet of Viagra. Whatever shall we do? (All right... to tell you the truth, the Viagra never made it home. The boy gave it to an old man who verbally expressed his jealousy in a drunken rage.)



This gift thing is fairly frightening, as well. I went out to purchase things yesterday for the best of you (or so I'll let you believe), and ended up with just a deliciously warm gift for myself.

What are you getting me this year?