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In 58 days I will be at Reading Festival. I will drink cider. I will get stoned. I will talk to new people. I will arrive back at my tent every morning at sunrise. I will amaze everyone with my powers of recovery.

And I might listen to some music too.

Of particular excitement to me at this present time are the following acts:

Kings...
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fauna:
Bruce does have that hotness only found in men who slightly resemble my dad.
cyberedz:
Hmm, Reading - had a good laugh there in '93 (highlights included Kevin Saunderson's set in the dance 'tent' and the slam pit during the Butthole Surfers), but it still doesn't compare to Glasters. Hope you enjoy it, though.

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Dear Kelly,

Things need to change.

Your recent behaviour does you no justice. It is easy to hide behind the veil of alcohol, giving a sense of false confidence. If you bottle things up when sober how can you be expected to express yourself competently when drunk?

You have wonderful friends around you. If you could just step outside of your head for a while...
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maxwelldemon:
We are all in the same boat, wish you the best wink
silverrevolver:
The stuff is in storage...
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I am irritated by mispronunciation. So much so that I will check an online dictionary just to satisfy my smug sense of accuracy.

We have processes to follow at work, which include terms such as "Call" and "Incident". They differ. They mean different things. They are different. I hear people using each term in the wrong context. The inaccuracy in their use of terminology irritates...
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ortus:
Good morning doll. I mailed you those healing words from my mystic friend. smile
memoorandom:
it was called beauty and the beast, was on in the mid to late eighties when i was just wee, but i loved it. ron perlman who was in it has gone on to do big things too. . . the eighties, though - they were great. aye. smile
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ortus:
Hm. That not good. mad

My camcorder arrived. Would it cheer you up if I was to promise to make you a daft video over the weekend?
ortus:
Well, you don't want much do ya?!

A montage to Slippery Dick? I'm sure I can work with that. wink
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I think I might ditch my band. I am bored. I want something different. The guys listen to way to much Kelly Clarkson and Christina Aguilera for things to truly work. I am not that kind of singer. And the lyrics suck. Royally (apart from a few cheese embroiled lines that allow me to work my stinky magic on stage).

Onwards and upwards.

Work. (I...
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silverrevolver:
Tambien...

Have I asked you about music yet?

If not, what are you into?
el_duderino2:
oh yeh I get it. only once - i totally miscalculated. i had to wear an eye patch ARRR!!!

that'd be a sexy look though I'm sure - in the mood - excuse me - need to put on my safety apparel.

haha smile
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I trained today for the massage company. I start on Saturday. I am excited. (Don't let the lack of exclamation fool you, I really am.)

I also walked a fair few miles. Some of it beach side. I sat in one of the shelters on the sea front and admired the view (from behind my camera phone as any self respecting 21st Century person does)....
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aki1:
i love the pics
so im enjoying smile
and yay for u and ur new job
that is awesome
i hope it rocks babe
and have a great friday love
and no more of the arse business LOL tongue
coldie:
You're now a trained masseur!?

Rock on. That'd be the most awesome job ever. Unless there are lots of like... old people. With all wrinkles and like, skin 2 sizes too big for them. Ok that little fantasy was short lived.

Gorgeous views, it makes me giggle that it's grey and overcast and reminds me of the time I went to Brighton with my olds, it ended up raining, but we were gonna have our day at the beach dammit. That place was kinda eerie and unsettling though, dunno what exactly it was, but it felt kind of like a carnival or something.

Good luck with new job smile.
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I find spoilers to be handy in separating my several, unrelated trains of thought.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Doctor Dictionary is spying on me. He is in my head and he knows exactly how I'm feeling on most days. He emails me daily with a word, a description and it tends to match my mood.

In reverse order. Not all recent days applicable (we do...
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shadea:
Ooo...

I use perfunctory a lot...
Are you up for bit on ebay?...

XOOXXO
silverrevolver:
This is my favorite monster blog ever! kiss

I'm partical to incipient.

Also I don't think I ever told you, you look adorable in your old lady dresses! kiss
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Sex with work colleagues.

Discuss.
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gujsel:
oh is a great thing ...but impossible for me..... i have a only man collegues biggrin kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
doublel:
Nah. Wait until they quit...or you quit. Small job politics are just too much to handle. In my opinion.

kiss
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How odd it all feels. I didn't want to come home after what I had done. I called my housemate to assess the situation. He is gone. I arrive home, his key is on the table in the hall and his draws are empty. He even took all the toys I gave him.

Something has ended. But I feel like something is just beginning.

On...
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ortus:
You can remold me anytime baby.

Hope you're feeling okay about it all. Speak soon doll. Big hugs and kisses. x

T
northernsoul:
Wow.

Pretty final, that!

At least he didn't empty you drawers.

A cross dressing moonlight flit? Would have been a sight.

Stay cool.

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I didn't make it to London. I have been drifting in and out of consciousness all day.

I met Jane for lunch yesterday. We drank wine. We talked. We drank more wine. Things got deep. "The Gays" arrived. Things were no longer deep. We drank even more wine. Jane went home and I went back to "The Gay's" abode and thought it would be a...
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ortus:
Advocaat?! Eep. puke

You know my thoughts on the huggy business.

Don't worry about The Gays. It was all in good nature, I'm sure. I am slowly drying out. But of course the minute I step through my front door the rain ceases.

Fucking typical.

Call me, doll. smile
northernsoul:
Advocat - once drank a bottle as a dare.

Bright yellow monkey sick. Everywhere.

But strangely a good one in terms of the drunk.

A very warm fuzzy kind of intoxication.

Comforting - but ultimately messy.

"The Gays" must know there's not enough SG's to go round without "dipping over the fence" and chancing their arm for a laugh.

Head down and sleep it off...
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It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind.


My lovelies... Please. Give the Monster some credit. I do not, have not and will not watch Big Brother. I have no desire to and nor do I have the aerial facilities to do so. My information comes from the mouths and paper's of other's alone. You got...
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bashster:
wow i like your big brother rant same here are we the only two in the uk that doesn,t watch it?????.I am sorry to gatecrash your journal but im in awe of your groovy gloves and your love of chav culture.I will send a friend request but when looking at my profile piccys don,t be scared i always look like that,remember disguising oneself is fun and sets you apart from the rest(or it makes you look like a pschopath)
padre:
no kidding monster i wouldnt have sex with him but i would make sure that he fucked my girlfriend
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Despite my attempts to cut myself off from Big Brother 8 it has become apparent that avoiding it is impossible. It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind. This year it is an all (but one) female house, burdened with irritating WAG wannabes, some vulgar twins (whose parents I feel truly sorry for. The shame...) and...
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silverrevolver:
Also, in response. Why do I even care what happens here, it will all be an ocean away soon!
aki1:
big brother sucks ass tongue
happy humpday love kiss