so my sisters ex who cheated on her a million times and she finally left him cos she walked in on it on her birthday in her bed is a cunty fuck fuck. he cheated with an ugly 17 year old. my sis is way hot, see my pics, and he cheats with a total skank. whatever.
today she smashed a photoframe with her and him in it on her leeg and i stuck a shard in his face. it was funny. he looks better for it.
i hate shaved heads.
i made ryan make sweet love to himself in front of me and he was so nervous. am i allowed to name him? we've gotta use pseudonymns for the primary school kids. whatever, he's over 18
i was like i'll clean up with my mouth, and then he wouldn't taste it so i wouldn't. i like him. he's the best trained out of my three puppies. except for maybe joxer. ok hes the second best trained.
um, we got caught by security doing naked things. i've never been caught before. not as fun as you'd think, more just irritating.
um, work uni my kid thats pretty much it
any takers for seriously deforming my sisters ex?
today she smashed a photoframe with her and him in it on her leeg and i stuck a shard in his face. it was funny. he looks better for it.
i hate shaved heads.
i made ryan make sweet love to himself in front of me and he was so nervous. am i allowed to name him? we've gotta use pseudonymns for the primary school kids. whatever, he's over 18
i was like i'll clean up with my mouth, and then he wouldn't taste it so i wouldn't. i like him. he's the best trained out of my three puppies. except for maybe joxer. ok hes the second best trained.
um, we got caught by security doing naked things. i've never been caught before. not as fun as you'd think, more just irritating.
um, work uni my kid thats pretty much it
any takers for seriously deforming my sisters ex?
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i also got caught by my mum once when i was young (about 16 or 17). that was more than just irritating. more like a total mood killer. then when i got back from being told off by mum, the poor girl was so embarrassed she pretended to be asleep. that sucked. i'm still trying to repress that memory of my childhood.
i also know a couple of guys who'd seriously (and i mean seriously) deform whoever you liked for the right amount of cash.
CLASSIC
still laughin like a loony i am!