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tadzi:
never herad of them...but great name.
datsun:
thanks! 
this st. patricks's day will be different.
no, really.
i will not pass out in my car in front of my building.
i will not mix clear and amber liquors.
i will not get so loaded i tell people what i really think of them.
i will not call an ex girlfriend at 3 in the morning to "get some"
i will not be "that...
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no, really.
i will not pass out in my car in front of my building.
i will not mix clear and amber liquors.
i will not get so loaded i tell people what i really think of them.
i will not call an ex girlfriend at 3 in the morning to "get some"
i will not be "that...
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doghouse_reilly:
Dude... you had me at "gumshoe"... you had me at gumshoe.
I have one question for you... who's the big winner?
MASON! Mason's the big winner!
My meta-references are eating my brain.
So... did you make it to your front porch this St. Patty's? Didja?
All I had to drink was some of that blue viscous liquid they use in barbershops to clean combs. That was enough.
I have one question for you... who's the big winner?
MASON! Mason's the big winner!
My meta-references are eating my brain.
So... did you make it to your front porch this St. Patty's? Didja?
All I had to drink was some of that blue viscous liquid they use in barbershops to clean combs. That was enough.
doghouse_reilly:
Andy was pouring the shots. I couldn't bring myself to tell him that we weren't in a bar.
Completely true story:
When I was still living in Indy a few summers ago, they had that international Star Wars convention in town, and SW freaks from all corners of the world descended on the downtown area. My friends and I were out at the bars, watching Wookies and stormtroopers get their freak on on the dancefloor, and I noticed a jedi at the bar. So I get my buddy (scary big ex-marine type) to walk up to the guy and yell at him incoherently. The jedi (understandably) gets all wide eyed and freaked out, and then I walk up next to him and say, "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either!" First time I ever had a jedi buy me a round.
Completely true story:
When I was still living in Indy a few summers ago, they had that international Star Wars convention in town, and SW freaks from all corners of the world descended on the downtown area. My friends and I were out at the bars, watching Wookies and stormtroopers get their freak on on the dancefloor, and I noticed a jedi at the bar. So I get my buddy (scary big ex-marine type) to walk up to the guy and yell at him incoherently. The jedi (understandably) gets all wide eyed and freaked out, and then I walk up next to him and say, "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either!" First time I ever had a jedi buy me a round.
man, these bitches out here co' jockin me so early, ya dig? they need to back up off my tip, for a minute, let a playa play.
they be all tryin to put they big o' badonkadonks in my grill, wantin me to spit some ill rhymes and shit, knowin motherfuckers need to come off with that loot to get me to rock the mic....
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they be all tryin to put they big o' badonkadonks in my grill, wantin me to spit some ill rhymes and shit, knowin motherfuckers need to come off with that loot to get me to rock the mic....
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lilyk:
no, but i always get pulled and i always get pissed
lilyk:
manx!
man, these bitches out here co' jockin me so early, ya dig? they need to back up off my tip, for a minute, let a playa play.
they be all tryn to put they big o' badonkadonks in my grill, wantin me to spit some ill rhymes and shit, knowin motherfuckers need to come off with that loot to get me to rock the mic....
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they be all tryn to put they big o' badonkadonks in my grill, wantin me to spit some ill rhymes and shit, knowin motherfuckers need to come off with that loot to get me to rock the mic....
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katiebarthedoor:
um, it a car.
my favorite Futurama scene.
Fry dances The Hustle in the rain to protest the museum's callousnes for his 20th century culture and to get his fossilized dog back.
Leela, looking on says:
"This part of The Hustle was used to ask the gods for a favor...usually a Trans-Am." ...
Fry dances The Hustle in the rain to protest the museum's callousnes for his 20th century culture and to get his fossilized dog back.
Leela, looking on says:
"This part of The Hustle was used to ask the gods for a favor...usually a Trans-Am." ...
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lilyk:
you have to ocmment on the cuts and the colors- because otherwise ithink that you woudl ok both
noir:
I don't even know the real way to play Monopoly. My ex-sister and I just made up our own rules.
my favorite Futerama scene.
Fry dances The Hustle in the rain to protest the museum's callousnes for his 20th century culture and to get his fossilized dog back.
Leela, looking on says:
"This part of The Hustle was used to ask the gods for a favor...usually a Trans-Am." ...
Fry dances The Hustle in the rain to protest the museum's callousnes for his 20th century culture and to get his fossilized dog back.
Leela, looking on says:
"This part of The Hustle was used to ask the gods for a favor...usually a Trans-Am." ...
*loosens tie*
whew! is it totaly fucking badass in here, or is it just me?
whew! is it totaly fucking badass in here, or is it just me?
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noir:
Whatever. 
I just got home.
I just got home.
fiesty:
hey hun loved the journal entry you always make me laugh. How ya been? any big plans for the weekend?
RELIGION BATTLE!!!!!
in this corner....
slugger siddhartha gautama, the way of the smiling rat and snake, the path of 6 virtues, you want the five precepts? theyre rigt here, bitch!
BUDDHISM!!
we've got 1000 hells, wich one you wanna go to, chump?
and in the blue corner...
those shifty shintoist, the elite esoterics, theyll kill you in a koan, the path to true enlightenment is...
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in this corner....
slugger siddhartha gautama, the way of the smiling rat and snake, the path of 6 virtues, you want the five precepts? theyre rigt here, bitch!
BUDDHISM!!
we've got 1000 hells, wich one you wanna go to, chump?
and in the blue corner...
those shifty shintoist, the elite esoterics, theyll kill you in a koan, the path to true enlightenment is...
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noir:
I think Jesus is responsible for me having to shell out $1300 to repair my car on my birthday and being stuck in the house the whole fucking day instead of partying.
lilyk:
update already masonpants
womens day.....
instead of one of my misogynist rants, i'll just wish you a happy womens day. and hope for you continued dignity and strength in an unfair world.
now will you please take your clothes off?
instead of one of my misogynist rants, i'll just wish you a happy womens day. and hope for you continued dignity and strength in an unfair world.
now will you please take your clothes off?
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lilyk:
have a very merry unbirthday 
lilyk:
mason, come out of hiding
womens day.....
instead of one of my misogynist rants, i'll just say have a nice womens day.
every other one belongs to us.
now will you please take your clothes off?
instead of one of my misogynist rants, i'll just say have a nice womens day.
every other one belongs to us.
now will you please take your clothes off?
hrmmmm. literature and writing might be one of man's most devine achievements. it can convey abstact emotions and incite revolutions.
that is why it makes me laugh a little to think that the first words man ever wrote where more than likely written in the snow with piss.
weve come a long way, baby.
keep the faith.
that is why it makes me laugh a little to think that the first words man ever wrote where more than likely written in the snow with piss.
weve come a long way, baby.
keep the faith.
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soeffinhappy:
Sure he is. It's bend over or have a limb ripped off. Either way, he's gonna have his way with you though, you only choose where.
soeffinhappy:
Later man.