justlittleolme

So there was a hurricane South of the border. This was my vacation.

My cab ride home from the airport ended in the driver trying to overcharge me...
Cabbie: Are you jewish?
JLOM: Are you an asshole?
Cabbie: You look like a hooker.

Apparently, I can now charge for my "services". I have a new outlook on life.

We just had a little earthquake. I'm so glad to be home.