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This is my youngest brother:
my bro is a sick fuck
but i love him anyway
he is mighty
talented
mmm
hmmmm
per
taters
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theecontender:
Are you going to shave your head bald then?
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There is this commercial that has relentlessly played ad nauseum on the channel I am streaming while confined to my bed 24/7. I think it is for face wash...and the premise is to not over wash or something. But the chick voice over says, "There is a word for too much of a good thing. And that word is overboard."
"Um," I thought to myself,...
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nene:
True, very true.

Some of the things that come out of my head are a bit dark and I tend to omit those from here. I've trashed so much of my writing over the years because the content was just way too out there and I worried how it would be interpreted.

I admit, a few have had me wondering about myself.
lilli:

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Dude. THIS:


I have a particularly hard time letting people help me is the thing. And then I resent them for not being strong enough to override my protestations.



is me to a T. Gah. I have so many things I want to say to you and they are all a muddle in my brain. Your story about your mother cleaning the kitchen in real life... and being kind enough to say that it was NOT because she thought it was dirty, really moved me. As did the recognition that because our own mothers (love them though we do) were not particularly good at being in charge in our youth... we will always feel the need to be in charge in some measure.



I have been thinking about you and wondering how your recovery is going. Please do try to take it easy. Try to enjoy the help and pampering. And heal your badass, indomitable self up! Sending you immense love! kiss


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I make no apologies.
I fucking love it.



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atlas_:
*clapping*
jonnytrrrash7:
damn, but i do love christmas music!
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DUPLICATE BULLSHIT.
Let me replace it with real bullshit:
i___zombie:
again?!
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As I see it, every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself.
~Adelle Davis

I have chosen the former. For the record.
But it would seem, for the moment anyway, that my girly bits have gone all awry and must find themselves another place to reside.
All of them.
Stupid girly bits.
What do they know anyway?
Have...
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fashionista:
Back at ya! xoxo
Hey, was just thinking...did you go to the reunion?!?

omg..what is going on with you!? I missed this blog. Are you ok? Please fill me in. I'm here for you. Love you. xoxo <3
gigondas:
Cheers, darling, have some fucking Champagne while you're at it.
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I find this bizarre consumerism, in which people are camped out as early as Tuesday morning to embark upon the Black Friday mayhem in the oncoming hours, so...just...gross. I wish I had a more eloquent phrase for it. But it sums it up so nicely.
It's just gross.
However, my personal perverse routine shall be to watch White Christmas every day for the next month....
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el_diablo_blanco:
It was good. She doesn't even start off the movie "right". Something is always a bit off, and then it's downhill from there.
chazstrummer:
Thanks! biggrin
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This, I share, because my own personal videos apparently are out of my reach in uploading capabilities...but this...this makes me laugh almost as much as I make myself laugh.
I guess what I really mean is that I am an egomaniac and this video is almost as funny as I would be if you could watch my videos.
wink
I am not really that much of...
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stcyr:
oh dear god.
I don't know if I liked that,
or if I should be looking for:


viejo:
That was pretty funny...
not as funny as you, obviously, but still funny.

And who doesn't love Saint Bob?
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So the year was 1993. I had decided to be married to my small town's golden boy hero for a spell ( a spell in June lingo = 6 months or so) and was eagerly seeking escape. I had gone to Temple University as a Journalism Major (Poli. Sci. minor) with a magazine writing focus (at the time I wanted to write for either SPIN...
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nene:
Thank you. I love photos of the road and rarely am in the mood to take photos of myself.

I've always loved Neil Young and that song you posted hit pretty hard. I've lost a lot of friends that way. From what little information I've gathered, it looks to be the direction things are pointing towards. I know he had a lot of stress in his life but didn't know what sort of demons haunted him. He's at peace now.
nene:
Never you worry, my dear! You had no idea. It's still a great song that opens our eyes to some harsh truths in life.

I find myself doing the same thing. smile
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Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken? I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I...
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stcyr:
a true classic.


stcyr:
the real question is why anyone would call tennis shoes sneakers?

[Truthfully, like carbonated beverages, I tend to use brand names, like a coke is a coke - - I call chuck's chuck's and Nike's Nike's - - if I've got to generalize into a category, there are running shoes, tennis shoes, basketball shoes, etc. Who the hell sneaks anyway?]

Wait don't answer that . . .
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I love Halloween. LOVE it. The party was a blast and many many many many shots of tequila were ingested. Along with jello shots of who knows what, large quantities of mojito...and yes...Guinness to top the night off with grace. Yep, I said grace. In the same sentence as all that booze. At this age, even with all of the odds against me, I can...
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stcyr:
looks like a grand time
&

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Happy Halloween.


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So, this is all I have to do to submit my story:
This American Life Submissions

I have been procrastinating on this, in part because Cameron is all about promoting the 20th aniversary of Say Anything a fuck load these days...and partially because I might be sort of a pussy in the full on coming to terms that we are blowing this shit up. Now....
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gigondas:
It's totally fun, fer sher. It adds to the story, fer sher. It just needs to be carefully introduced. Know what I mean?
gigondas:
I've never seen it.
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So hey
I am sitting here again
Without paper or
Pen
Computer technology releases me
From the intricacy of
of creativity
I'm not knocking all you computer babes
And I'm not knocking your ignorance
I'm just saying
As saying goes
Can't learn if you have no pretense

Can't write if you've never made paper
Can't sing if you've never had wine
Can't cry if you've...
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stcyr:
I did know,
about half of that.
I do believe I would have spoken (& probably gotten along quite well) with Henri Toulouse-Lautrec - - at least before things got serious.
Otherwise, yes:



fashionista:
That was awesome, and very true.