I Hate this God-Damned city. There is a special Hell for scum that drive like deaf, blind, dumb re-res. This i know.
Since writing this ^ my ass has been almost killed three more times. All of you assholes are going down. You pricks that like to swerve all over the place with invisible blinkers: I am going to gouge out your eyes. You whores on the phone while driving: I am going to shove it up your ass along with that whole makeup kit. You jerkoffs in the three ton trucks that can't turn your fat ass heads to see the beautiful, little black car you are about to vaporize: I am going to rip off your balls so you cannot create worse drivers.
Since writing this ^ my ass has been almost killed three more times. All of you assholes are going down. You pricks that like to swerve all over the place with invisible blinkers: I am going to gouge out your eyes. You whores on the phone while driving: I am going to shove it up your ass along with that whole makeup kit. You jerkoffs in the three ton trucks that can't turn your fat ass heads to see the beautiful, little black car you are about to vaporize: I am going to rip off your balls so you cannot create worse drivers.
I hate dumb ass drivers...
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