I was driving my forkilift and one of my fellow forklift operators drove up along side me and started talking shit, so I cut him off and and he wrecked into a pallet with several cases of macadamia nuts, damaging most of the boxes...... I then told everyone he'd been drinking!! hahahahaha! 
Sometimes you gotta make your own perks! 
Sometimes you gotta make your own perks! 
life_returns:
Greatest journal entry ive read in a long fucking time. !! 
thistle:
adam tells me you're not a big drinker. which explains why my invitations to get hammered together have not been accepted. so now i will invite you to eat cake and/ or pie with me.