My wife read my profile and was livid because she wasn't on my list of things I couldn't do without and the peircing thing makes her sound like a bitch. So, incase anyone hadn't read the hundreds of posts about my yummy wife, my wife is not a bitch.
She also wants to know why she is "never in my journal" so I would like everyone to e-mail her and tell her that she is in my journal all the time and you are all sick and tired of hearing how god damn happy I am.
In other news, I keep making the same dorky mistake with the yummy man in my life. I think I am paranoid and he's gonna kick my ass if I don't knock this shit off. I unfortunately have all kinds of help in being a dork, so I have to get that taken care of too.
My whole life has been so god damn tragic, I fucking deserve this. I have no idea what to do with it, but I fucking deserve it. Oh and I am good enough, and smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me
Keep sending me cute little pet names for people who are friends and lovers. And don't forget to use the word snog in a sentence today.
She also wants to know why she is "never in my journal" so I would like everyone to e-mail her and tell her that she is in my journal all the time and you are all sick and tired of hearing how god damn happy I am.
In other news, I keep making the same dorky mistake with the yummy man in my life. I think I am paranoid and he's gonna kick my ass if I don't knock this shit off. I unfortunately have all kinds of help in being a dork, so I have to get that taken care of too.
My whole life has been so god damn tragic, I fucking deserve this. I have no idea what to do with it, but I fucking deserve it. Oh and I am good enough, and smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me

Keep sending me cute little pet names for people who are friends and lovers. And don't forget to use the word snog in a sentence today.
snakecharmer
honeybear
schnookum kissie pie
Your wife sounds like she's adorable from all the posts you've made about her... dont worry about that....
and I still have a few hairs left - they havent all fallen out thank god..
honeybunny
pumpkin
strumpet
daddy