Well, at least my hardly ever being here means that whenever I do luck up and get a few minutes online I actually have something to update about.
Here's to the day I have nothing much to write about.
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I got a very surprising phone call the other day. It was my very good friend and fellow SG member Sakita.
It was the first time we have ever talked but hopefully with any luck it will not be the last time. Not only is she smart, sweet, and damned funny, but she also has one of the cutest voices ever. If you ever get the chance to talk to her I suggest you do so.
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I went and saw Star Wars: Episode III "The Revenge of the Sith" last night at midnight.
I really loved it. I thought it was a very good movie. It was much more violent and darker than any other Star Wars flick, even more so than "Empire" was.
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I have a wrestling show this Saturday night in Livingston, TN.
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I got sunburnt(sunburned?) recently.
YAY! for being incredibly white.
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Things between the wife and I are going better.
Who would have thought something like a few little earth shattering, mind numbing, orgasms would do the trick?
I'll remember it in the future.
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My daughter graduated from kindergarten Tuesday night. I wept.
Most days I feel thirteen, others it's more like one hundred and thirteen.
Please God, if you do exist, let me go long before my children.
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Ramble, ramble, ramble, lol.
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The human heart is a stupid fucking thing.
I wish to be made of stearner stuff.
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The diet thing is still going quite well I think.
With any luck I will not need any form of surgery in order to deal with my weight problems.
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My family and I are planning on moving sometime soon, in the next couple of months if possible, and we are very seriously considering giving up our inside cats due to the fact that every place we look into renting says absolutely no cats, no way, no how.
This makes Josh sad, much sadder than I ever would have thought it would.
If we do give them up it will break my kids hearts which in turn makes me even sadder.
Sometimes being an adult and having to make those hard calls just straight up sucks Monkey balls.
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We got a new car.
Well, actually it's not really new-new, just new to us.
Thank God we figured out how to come up with a new monthly bill since we didn't have nearly enough choking us to financial death already.
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My daughter digs it when I do my Yoda impression.
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My paranoia is making it nearly impossible for me to sleep these days.
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The previews for the Fantastic Four movie looks like something I had to flush the toilet twice for in order to get it to go down just the other day.
Stupid fucking metallic fleshed Dr. Doom. Someone must pay!
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Damn, this is getting pretty sad so i'm going to go away now...again.
Hopefully i'll talk to some of you sometime in the not too distant future, until then, peace, love, and tranquility, may all of them be yours.
-Josh
Here's to the day I have nothing much to write about.
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I got a very surprising phone call the other day. It was my very good friend and fellow SG member Sakita.
It was the first time we have ever talked but hopefully with any luck it will not be the last time. Not only is she smart, sweet, and damned funny, but she also has one of the cutest voices ever. If you ever get the chance to talk to her I suggest you do so.
***************************************************
I went and saw Star Wars: Episode III "The Revenge of the Sith" last night at midnight.
I really loved it. I thought it was a very good movie. It was much more violent and darker than any other Star Wars flick, even more so than "Empire" was.
***************************************************
I have a wrestling show this Saturday night in Livingston, TN.
***************************************************
I got sunburnt(sunburned?) recently.
YAY! for being incredibly white.
***************************************************
Things between the wife and I are going better.
Who would have thought something like a few little earth shattering, mind numbing, orgasms would do the trick?
I'll remember it in the future.
***************************************************
My daughter graduated from kindergarten Tuesday night. I wept.
Most days I feel thirteen, others it's more like one hundred and thirteen.
Please God, if you do exist, let me go long before my children.
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Ramble, ramble, ramble, lol.
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The human heart is a stupid fucking thing.
I wish to be made of stearner stuff.
***************************************************
The diet thing is still going quite well I think.
With any luck I will not need any form of surgery in order to deal with my weight problems.
***************************************************
My family and I are planning on moving sometime soon, in the next couple of months if possible, and we are very seriously considering giving up our inside cats due to the fact that every place we look into renting says absolutely no cats, no way, no how.
This makes Josh sad, much sadder than I ever would have thought it would.
If we do give them up it will break my kids hearts which in turn makes me even sadder.
Sometimes being an adult and having to make those hard calls just straight up sucks Monkey balls.
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We got a new car.
Well, actually it's not really new-new, just new to us.
Thank God we figured out how to come up with a new monthly bill since we didn't have nearly enough choking us to financial death already.
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My daughter digs it when I do my Yoda impression.
***************************************************
My paranoia is making it nearly impossible for me to sleep these days.
***************************************************
The previews for the Fantastic Four movie looks like something I had to flush the toilet twice for in order to get it to go down just the other day.
Stupid fucking metallic fleshed Dr. Doom. Someone must pay!
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Damn, this is getting pretty sad so i'm going to go away now...again.
Hopefully i'll talk to some of you sometime in the not too distant future, until then, peace, love, and tranquility, may all of them be yours.
-Josh
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Miss seeing you around on the boards. Your absence there was one of the first things I noticed when I came back.
Here is to hoping that the things that are going well continue to do so and that the other things improve soon.