Friday Oct 30, 2009

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I filled up my bong, and filled it quite full. I was sitting on a couch, leaning back into the corner of it. I had all intentions of hitting it twice, before letting it take effect on me. I took one huge rip of it. There was so much smoke, I couldn't even clear the bong, and I put my hand over it to keep...
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sassmecrazy:
wow. ive been there.
wildseven:
wow josef. 6 fuckin m! that's some profound shit. millions of worlds. all existence contained in a grain of sand, may it do ya fine

Monday Jun 08, 2009

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I want to make the sounds that make us forget reality, and limits.
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nymphetamine:
josef.... I miss yoo.
doomie:
if this is the explanation it doesn sound so scary after all...

Sunday May 04, 2008

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I am terrified of both Carl Higgens, and spiders.

Carl Higgens is the worst man ever known.

He is very small, a troll, as I call him. I supose midget, or little person would be acceptable as well, but because of his evil ways, I call him a troll.

One day, we were packing to go on a trip to New York. I was playing...
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brittymon:
ive had it open like all night sorry i fell asleep. im there now tho smile
rubyfoo:
did I miss your birthday? I am so sorry....I know this is late, but wishing you lots of love and good stuff....talk soon....x

miao!!

Sunday Jan 06, 2008

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I decided to try out one of those sites that lets you earn points by signing up for shit, and referring people to sign up for shit, like netflix, and other programs, so I can get a reward.

It's probably the only way I'll be able to fix my car, that I drove into a curb last sunday.

I don't really have any friends, besides...
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beoir:
thanks for the friends request!
thebluelotus:
yay you are still around!!

I wasn't sure if you were or not.
<33

but that makes me UBER happy.

Friday Nov 16, 2007

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I had a dream last night. Involving a certain person, ending up in the nude. This in turn resulted in a rock hard weenar for SEF. This boner has now sustained itself for 12 hours, it's fucking relentless. I'm fairly certain the only cure is sexual intercourse., no shortcuts. As I see it, I have a few options, and they are as follows.

Option #1...
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6m_:
Never Die.
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Saturday Sep 08, 2007

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no!
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e1e:
Man i like your plan, seriously hehe, social anxiety sux balls....
lavenderrr:
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Tuesday Mar 20, 2007

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I'm going to kill everyone in the world, and then make a giant 1-10 graph, to rate what I think.
This will rid my mind of bias, and scoring curves. Everything will be rated from worst to best. not as in, "for pop, coke is rated #5" It will receive an over all rating 1.337467344634354534234, seems about right, as everything that has been, must fit...
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druggist:
and all pies would be rated approximately 3.14159265, give or take a tenth of a point if it was a fruit or custard pie.
misskoneko:
kfcbuckethead.

Saturday Mar 03, 2007

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Dear Assholes,

Ever have someone love you so much, that they tried to kill you? Or perhaps suck you down into a hole, and you had to kill them to get away?

Me neither.

Ha


I so badly, and selfishly want to wish everyone goodbye, one last time, and accordingly destroy my being forever, without being remembered at all. This is what I wish for,...
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helly:
I totally have loved someone soooo much I wanted to cave their fucking skull in wink
beckyjane:
Hello new friend.
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