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While I appreciated all of your comments, I feel like we can do better.

What is the ABSOLUTE WEIRDEST MOVIE you have ever seen?
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mhef:
Attack of the Killer tomatoes
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shandyowl:
Valhalla Rising. I would go so far as to regard it as a masterpiece though.
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Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.
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shandyowl:
It was very familiar
and I enjoyed it immensely.
Perhaps it was the high degree of familiarity
that contributed to the immensity of the enjoyment.
goatsofdoom:
That's a great quote. I had to google it, because I thought it was Poe. Oops.
I am ashamed.
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Have you ever eaten a train piece by piece after you just derailed it with your penis?
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oxy:
No, but i did once knock a plane out of the sky with my erection.
shandyowl:
No, and I certainly wouldn't attempt such a thing without first visiting the cock-ring warehouse, particularly after my unfortunate experience with the automated milking machine.


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Should I have put in my E-Harmony profile that my favourite book is the Superbad book of penis drawings? I have to agree with Jesse Helms as "quoted" in The Onion: "I want more of those hot, hot cocks"


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Day after day,
Alone on a hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.

Well on the way,
Head...
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shandyowl:
I'm not into the Beatles but I seem to remember that it was written in reference to the Mashrh'umpty Gh'umpty fellow and his detractors. He was certainly no fool to be able to finagle so much money out of so many people.

Depending on your spiritual outlook you could argue that the Fab Four were the real fools for being taken in by his nonsense.
goatsofdoom:
Cool lyrics.
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats

and little lambs eat ivy...

A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
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majorboredom:


you're so cryptic.
gmd:
I miss you.
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Love is like a sin, my love... for the one who feels it the most.

Look at her with your eyes like a flame... for she will love you like no fly will ever love you.

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shandyowl:
Pat Benatar thinks love is a battlefield.

Carla Lane reckons love is like a butterfly.

Love is always illusory - it is based on a preception of someone that they themself may not recognise.
gmd:
Do they have it in cake?
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shandyowl:
If I thought I would ge the chance to swim with a duck I would learn to swim.

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You understood the accent?


shandyowl:
you are right, though - there are times when we need an Albert; some external influence or event to shake us out of our routine and send us in a new direction.
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I have to have all 4 wisdom teeth extracted next Monday, and they're infected so i have to keep taking vicodin and antibiotics for the next week... not that I'm complaining, I just can't get much done feeling this way.

I still feel all the pain pretty much, just incredibly fucking whacked out so I don't care.

I decided I am...
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tilpacer:
I hope you get those bad teeth taken out without too much pain and get better soon.
metaverse:
heh..I'm getting a root canal on thursday..I feel your pain..literally. Hang in there!
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I guess I was completely unaware that megan fox and christina hendricks are like... rivals... and I don't see the big deal

Megan Fox is a tool.

Christina Hendricks is just a breath of sassy fresh air, and people are tired of Megan the anorexic cunt.


Which brings me to my next point... Neither Megan nor a fake redhead deserve to be dubbed the...
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skullgrid:
you? wink
goatsofdoom:
They're both hot in their own ways, but neither is like the ULTIMATE chick. (not that I know who is)
In the meantime it's fun to keep looking around.
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