I hearby declare that once I am elected emperor, underage girls will no longer be allowed to wear shorty-shorts with words printed on the ass. That is not the type of reading I've been meaning to catch up on. I don't need that kind of help feeling like a dirty old man, thanks.
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You know what the only thing keeping me from being a dirty old man is?
Boy, did I feel like a scumbag after that.