Well my friends it happened again. Last night I found myself once again doing the eww ewwwww sick get off get it off me dance. FUCK I HATE CENTIPEDES!!!!
Ok so this is how it all went down. I crawled into bed around 11 like I always do, Tiger jumps on me like he always does and we both start to fall asleep. About 5 min into things and the cat runs towards me and starts slap'en the side of my bed, I'm like WTF so I jump out do some sort of james bond roll and turn on the lights.
But I dont see a thing, but for some odd reason tiger is sitting on the floor stairing at the side of my bed like its his job. Now Im getting freaked out, I begin to pull all my sheets off pull apart my box sprins and do I find anything noooooooooooooo. SWEET lets go back to bed. Now Im hella freaked out cause my cat wont take his eyes off the floor and umm oh yeah I FUCKING HATE CENTIPEDES!!!
A few min pass and tiger flys off my bed and starts hitting my wall with his paws. SHIT! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! I roll outta bed but this time I do a kung fo kick(just for hell of it) and turn on the lights,,,and what do I find,,,,,,,,A 6 INCH CENTIPEDE CRAWLING ON MY WALL!!!!!!! BLOODY HELL!!! So me the smart one that I am, I look for my cam cause Ive never seen a f'en bug this big b4. I grab my cam, turn to the wall and BAM! The thing is gone! Just like that! Im hoping that maybe just maybe I would find tiger licking his lips,,,,but no hes seems to be just as dumbfounded as I was. An hour passed and I called off the search party cause there was no finding this bug. This morning I woke up and danced around cause ACO was calling me,,,they were say'en SCOTT COME GET A LARGE CAN OF RAID AND GAS THE LIL SHIT! Come 5:30 pm I was spray'en my room and every floor drain I could find. I tell ya what If the raid doesnt kill him, its gonna kill me cause Im high as a kite right now lol.
Look at all the colors lol
Ok so this is how it all went down. I crawled into bed around 11 like I always do, Tiger jumps on me like he always does and we both start to fall asleep. About 5 min into things and the cat runs towards me and starts slap'en the side of my bed, I'm like WTF so I jump out do some sort of james bond roll and turn on the lights.
But I dont see a thing, but for some odd reason tiger is sitting on the floor stairing at the side of my bed like its his job. Now Im getting freaked out, I begin to pull all my sheets off pull apart my box sprins and do I find anything noooooooooooooo. SWEET lets go back to bed. Now Im hella freaked out cause my cat wont take his eyes off the floor and umm oh yeah I FUCKING HATE CENTIPEDES!!!
A few min pass and tiger flys off my bed and starts hitting my wall with his paws. SHIT! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! I roll outta bed but this time I do a kung fo kick(just for hell of it) and turn on the lights,,,and what do I find,,,,,,,,A 6 INCH CENTIPEDE CRAWLING ON MY WALL!!!!!!! BLOODY HELL!!! So me the smart one that I am, I look for my cam cause Ive never seen a f'en bug this big b4. I grab my cam, turn to the wall and BAM! The thing is gone! Just like that! Im hoping that maybe just maybe I would find tiger licking his lips,,,,but no hes seems to be just as dumbfounded as I was. An hour passed and I called off the search party cause there was no finding this bug. This morning I woke up and danced around cause ACO was calling me,,,they were say'en SCOTT COME GET A LARGE CAN OF RAID AND GAS THE LIL SHIT! Come 5:30 pm I was spray'en my room and every floor drain I could find. I tell ya what If the raid doesnt kill him, its gonna kill me cause Im high as a kite right now lol.
Look at all the colors lol
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sjanett:
your absolutely welcome
hotaru_____:
Argh!! I keep a tub of crickets in my room for my lizard....I've had about 3 or 4 escape in my bed before and I never found them..haha!!