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Sunday Feb 02, 2003

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I'm puppysitting my exgirlfriend's chihuahua that used to be my little guy's cohort in mayhem. Her name is LuluBelle (I named her, I thank you) and she's a runt of a dog. The vet even says that the soft spot on top of her tiny head is an indication of water on the brain, hence she may be slightly "retarded"; but I like to call her "special". She's so freaking tiny it's amazing; actually makes my dog look big. And she's crazy and for some reason loves to hump my arm. It's the weirdest thing to see a bitch hump your arm like she was hung or something. I love this crazy, stinky, little turdmachine! love kiss
Toby loves her, too.
I rented Joe vs. the Volcano because I barely remember seeing it and not liking it many years ago. Well, shut my mouth wide open, it's great! It's like The Apartment meets Twin Peaks meets Volunteers. I'm also a sucker for Lloyd Bridges in any role. Even Forbidden Planet.
So, Colombia's down, the economy's down, the country's morale is down...must be time for a war. frown
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hellkitten:
nonoo... not regular vanilla ice cream, FRENCH vanilla - mmmm!! but then again, if it were french vanilla i don't think it would make it to your bod, i'd be too interested in eating it. how about we go halfers and get cotton candy ice cream? mmm sticky! ,o)
Feb 2, 2003
krista:
I have a lot of sex toys....what of it, dear? I have many moods that must be satisfied.

Female dogs are nuts with the humping. No cat is safe from my Westie.
Feb 2, 2003

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