i was made for this job
duties:
explore the islands and blog about it
feed the fish
clean the pool
collect mail
pay:
$150,000 australian (98,176.95 us) for a 6 month contract
accomodation:
a three bedroom, two bathroom house, with a fully equipped kitchen, state-of-the-art entertainment system, ceiling fans, air-conditioning and laundry facilities, outdoor areas including a private plunge pool/spa with exceptional views, sun lounges, large balconies and the traditional Aussie barbeque.
A golf buggy is also included with the house, so you can explore the island with ease.
my dad sent me this and told me to apply. he already did.
duties:
explore the islands and blog about it
feed the fish
clean the pool
collect mail
pay:
$150,000 australian (98,176.95 us) for a 6 month contract
accomodation:
a three bedroom, two bathroom house, with a fully equipped kitchen, state-of-the-art entertainment system, ceiling fans, air-conditioning and laundry facilities, outdoor areas including a private plunge pool/spa with exceptional views, sun lounges, large balconies and the traditional Aussie barbeque.
A golf buggy is also included with the house, so you can explore the island with ease.
my dad sent me this and told me to apply. he already did.

i'd just spend all day in my swim shorts, or possibly naked. Australians are ok with that right? everyone likes fat naked guys.
if you get the job can i come visit? i'll make you fruity drinks with umbrellas, and walk around naked. that'll scare away all the tourists that are jealous of your beachside life style.