Faerie! I said hot damn woman. Everyone go give this girl some love or I'll eat your first born child.
oh god. look what a friend of mine sent me today. I think this is one of my more infamous faces. I was probably about 17 there. Blonde and tanned. Little miss California. Now I'm little miss Pale Colorado.
Anyhow. i just got back from the 75 cent carwash. I had to clean the mess my slam made puking last night. Drunk lil' baby. I ended up spending around three dollars total.
Note Dried crusty puke is a bitch to get off of cars. Actually its kinda hard to get off of anything. Kinda made me gag a little.
Im going salsa dancing tonight. Im excited cause I aint ever done that shit before. I wanna see all the hot lil Latinas shake it too. Maybe I can pick up a few moves. Improve my dance skills. Lord knows they could use some guidance. I only dance dirty.
When I was a wee little Denver. I liked to eat a lot.
Question of the day: What irritates you the most?
My answer: Liars. I don't think there is anything worse.
oh god. look what a friend of mine sent me today. I think this is one of my more infamous faces. I was probably about 17 there. Blonde and tanned. Little miss California. Now I'm little miss Pale Colorado.
Anyhow. i just got back from the 75 cent carwash. I had to clean the mess my slam made puking last night. Drunk lil' baby. I ended up spending around three dollars total.
Note Dried crusty puke is a bitch to get off of cars. Actually its kinda hard to get off of anything. Kinda made me gag a little.
Im going salsa dancing tonight. Im excited cause I aint ever done that shit before. I wanna see all the hot lil Latinas shake it too. Maybe I can pick up a few moves. Improve my dance skills. Lord knows they could use some guidance. I only dance dirty.
When I was a wee little Denver. I liked to eat a lot.
Question of the day: What irritates you the most?
My answer: Liars. I don't think there is anything worse.
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Great joke
Daniel