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i got my tax return yesterday. i'm basically baller status at the moment.

my birthday is on the 25th. I'll be 24. What a boring age...

21 was...well you're 21....
22 was your still cute and young
23 was your still cute and young but maybe a little less retarded
whats 24??? hi your 25 next year.

MEH.

I want patio...
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bates:
Happy birthday to ya!
punt:
old bat.
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punt:
what the fuck is a kitty loaf?
bates:
Good to see you back.
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december 27th?

that long?

smirk.

March 16th.

no mas SG.

hit me up here

always,
carly
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faerie:
you are adorable.

x.o.

frankalina:
you back er whut?
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Christmas was very nice this year. My mother and I spent most of the day lounging around in our jammies. wrapping presents for the little ones. We ate a scrumptious dinner. green beans and tofu, carrots, roast potatoes, red potatoes, and yes mam!!! a tofurky...mother had ham.

later on i went out with some of my lady friends. we went to a dive bar...
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punt:
hey, your friends were jerks the other night.

Ok, just kidding. They're not your friends.

They were jerks though!
shafter_wasco:
tongue
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n8urboy:
All I ever want for holidays is to cook me tasty vegan food! that's pretty much all I want out of life in general.
aphexplotz:
i'm in town, lets get togethhhhhhaarrrr
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shafter_wasco:
Watch the skies on the 21st. Black clouds forming, lighting blankets, and my four horsemen, as I make my triumphant return to the Jo. I suppose you can also watch the news to hear of my havoc wreaked upon thy city.

You better contribute to the ridiculousness that will partake in my visit. We'll call it Jofest '05, or Markapalooza, or something gay like Fagman Returneth
fatality:
!!!
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incredibly bad decisions.

i bought a bottle of wine last night...

drank all of it by myself...

was completley drunk stumbling around my apartment...

alone...

then decided it would be smart idea to dye my hair....

oye vey...

pictures to come...

so you can laugh your fat tubby asses off...

robot carly
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kristie:
Oh goodness. Gotta hide the dye when you're drunk and alone!
faerie:
oh lord. hahaha. poor sweetheart! now if only i could have been there to drink that wine there... and ya know... dye your hair professionally.

heart you baby!!

xoxox
kiss
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this is just great.
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kristie:
That's some crazy business right there.
shafter_wasco:
SON OF A BITCH

NO WAY

THAT'S OUR FUCKING BIT!!!

My friends and I made a video like 5 years ago like that! My friend rode me like a humanjetskivehicle, and two other friends the same to eachother. It was 2-minute video (all stop-motion) of a wacky race of the two riders. They rode us through trees, kids playing in the park, and through houses of families (ours, in secret) having dinner. It was great
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this entry will be named: missing limbs

only because at this point...i would cut off my right arm for tickets to depeche mode. [fuck you, i love them] i'm depressed at the thought of not being able to go. sold out. ahhhhhhh. DEPRESSED!!!! well, not sold out...but the only tickets left are 70 bucks and are located behind the stage so you...
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kristie:
I wish I could meet you. I think we'd have a blast. Think of all the office supplies we could play with! Oh, the possibilities.

I also love the Depeche.

kiss
shafter_wasco:
beer.
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heatherann:
Something odd happened.... and you weren't on my friends list anymore. Please re-request me.... since I don't seem to be able to request you.
aphexplotz:
sneaky little bastard, you disappeared off my friends list!