jillamin

Beware. This entry is going to be a long one. I have much to tell and much to share. Much too much to rant about. But first off...Thanks for all the comments on...

a) My triangle tits
b) tha dookie bootie shorts. jealous or not.
c) Summer school. for those who hate it and then those who love it. I heart you all.

-I hate how I have been such a bum lately when it comes to writing back. Every time I log on and see all the awesome comments you all leave I get giddy like a horney little school girl. (i really hate the word horney btw) To know that people are interested enough to stop by this piece always makes my day. I will be sitting here tonight and tomorrow writing you all love poems. ok...not really....but I will be stopping by all your pages to see whats going on in your neck of the woods.



here. my face for you.

-I have been a busy little Denver. Mostly work but a little dash of fun too. I have been going out drinking quite a bit recently...which has now left me broke as all hell. I seriously have NO money...and what money I do have must be saved for the bus. I should really just stop being lazy and buy a fucking bus pass. That or steal one from one of the people I work with. Hmmm...I like to thieve things. Which reminds me

NEED MORE BATTERIES. I like to go all out and steal the 16 pack.

-I have made a new discovery....Ok I know I am going to get a lot of shit for this...but I don't care...bring it bitches. I really enjoy listening to Britney Spears when I'm drunk. It's terrible. It's like some sort of weird magic....all of a sudden I know all the words. I pretty much rule, i know. whut.

-I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to shoot a set. But I know I need a lot more practice...I want to send something in I'm totally proud of. But I keep seeing peoples names go pink and i'm sooooo the jealous type. I'm like...yeay.....ok now me? While we are on this subject.... Erica is pink. Thank the lord...she was practically born to do this shit. I can't wait to see her in the buff.

- I was at Pete's Kitchen reading the Westword (which I don't do too often) and OMG!!! Has anyone ever read the section: Out of Control by Dan Savage? buwahaha. If not, It's a column where people write in there Weird dilemmas. And when I say weird I mean fucking weird. When me pretty little eyes read this I almost shit myself.

Dear Dan,

Have you ever heard of "decanting"? I work at a hospital in New Orleans. A man came in with multiple urinary infections and stated that at certain parties, he was a "decanter." He put a catheter in his bladder, drained his urine, replaced it with wine and then "served" it to guests. I'm calling for a consult.

sick. just sick. Id choke a bitch.

here is another...

Dear Dan,

Have you ever put your fingers in someone's mouth while they're asleep? I have. I like to play with the faces of my lovers as they sleep. And invariably, they have a strong involuntary bite reaction. It's painful as hell and I don't know why I keep testing this. But needless to say, this information should be passed to the young man who was fantasizing about initiating oral sex with his sleeping wife.

Man oh man. This will be my favorite reading material from this day on.

-Okon to other thingsI hate my job. Sometimes when I close my eyes I can envision myself strangling my manager. Is that bad? I really want to find something else but I know there probably isnt anything better out there. I meanmy job is fun and easy.but I hate stupid people that take theyre authority for granted. I.E. my manager. Anyone want to hire me???? In a non-prostitute way. Hmmmm

-I just ate two cheese burgers. Straight to my ass as my mother would say. I didnt have time to go to the gym today either. Oh wellbite me.



There it is again.

-So flogging molly is coming back to Denver. Hell yes Ill be there. With my boo.drinking whiskeytripping drunk people. Yes! I heard a rumor that Against Me is coming to town too. If this is true I will be there. Cause Im amazing.

-Last night I got too stoned and watched Encino man. Buwahaha. GodI was laughing my ass off. It might have been the substance abuse because I dont remember it being that funny.

-My roommates car got a boot on it the other morning. Tee hee. Im awful.anyone who gets there car booted or repod I just find it really funny. Im bad.

There. Updated.

Love yous.
.::.Denver.::.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Because of my "summer school" coment on my previous entry.

1) Best 80's movie?
2) Worst 80's movie?
3) Best 80's actor and actress?
4) Worst 80's actor and actress?

and just to be random...

5) Chevey Chase or Bill Murray?

MY ANSWERS:

1) Say anything, Heathers and Howard the Duck.
2) Summer School. buwahaha.
3) Emilio Estevez. tee hee.
4) Ally Sheedy.

5) Chevey Chase. Can't beat "Three Amigos"