dewd. this is totally the second time I am writing this. I hate dial up. it eats my ass.
What the duce? Yea...thats my cock eyed mug with my beetlejuice. *sigh* it's love.
Today I went about my bizz. Woke up, read the post for a bit, ate half a stale pop tart, and got ready to go to work. Yea....so i drove my happy ass all the way (three blocks
) down there only to find that I wasn't even scheduled. dur. I guess you could say I was pleasently suprised. I was kind of excited that I was actually NOT hungover on a day off. It's gotta be a first. So what did I do you ask? Your damn right! I jumped right back into my warm cushy bed with the slam. Did the dirty....mmm.... DUURTAAY!
I got up around eleven and just ran some extremely lame errands. I opened a second bank account because believe it or not I still used the one in CA. Yea...whatever. I don't know. I'm lazy. And direct deposit only made me even more lazy. Plus I wanted to cash the check my dad sent me for xmas. God bless him. I ordered Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head checks. I KNOW RIGHT? awesome...hmmm...I got 2 free gifts. A stuffed puppy....which I gave to my pup....tore the shit out of it already...my good girl...GET IT! She likes when I say that. Oh...and a stress ball...no, a kitty ball. I was just full of pressies today. After that I went and made a hair appointment, filled up my tank, stopped by work to get some free eats and then Albertsons to get kitty food. chunkers. Two bags for $3-...WHAT A DEAL! And now I'm here visiting with all my SG darlings.
oh...which reminds me...I want to thank Kay, chode and adrock1212 for the sweet ass tesimonials. I was so suprised...you guys rock my world! xoxo. oo oo...and chode is going to make me poutine. cause she's THAT awesome.
so what now. OH. Did anyone see the episode of ATHF where meatwad thought he was pregnant...teeheee...I almost wizzed in mah pants. He's my love. Mrs. Jillian Meatwad. sounds good. yea. Speaking of...I want a theme song like Peter in Family guy....and I want it to be Warren G Cause I'm gangsta. whut.
So are we all excited for New Years...I can't wait...I want tits in my face. I'm bummed I have to work the next day...why the fuck can't they get one of the 17 year olds I work with to open. I already told my boss I'm coming in hungover...he said he wouldn't expect anything less from me. He's such an ass...he's great!
Wow...look how long this shit it? I said god damn! Ok, well i'm off to do some laundrey and clean the place up a bit. Our ashtrays are disgustingly full right now. I love yous all!
.::.denver.::.
oh.
and
What the duce? Yea...thats my cock eyed mug with my beetlejuice. *sigh* it's love.
Today I went about my bizz. Woke up, read the post for a bit, ate half a stale pop tart, and got ready to go to work. Yea....so i drove my happy ass all the way (three blocks
) down there only to find that I wasn't even scheduled. dur. I guess you could say I was pleasently suprised. I was kind of excited that I was actually NOT hungover on a day off. It's gotta be a first. So what did I do you ask? Your damn right! I jumped right back into my warm cushy bed with the slam. Did the dirty....mmm.... DUURTAAY!
I got up around eleven and just ran some extremely lame errands. I opened a second bank account because believe it or not I still used the one in CA. Yea...whatever. I don't know. I'm lazy. And direct deposit only made me even more lazy. Plus I wanted to cash the check my dad sent me for xmas. God bless him. I ordered Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head checks. I KNOW RIGHT? awesome...hmmm...I got 2 free gifts. A stuffed puppy....which I gave to my pup....tore the shit out of it already...my good girl...GET IT! She likes when I say that. Oh...and a stress ball...no, a kitty ball. I was just full of pressies today. After that I went and made a hair appointment, filled up my tank, stopped by work to get some free eats and then Albertsons to get kitty food. chunkers. Two bags for $3-...WHAT A DEAL! And now I'm here visiting with all my SG darlings.
oh...which reminds me...I want to thank Kay, chode and adrock1212 for the sweet ass tesimonials. I was so suprised...you guys rock my world! xoxo. oo oo...and chode is going to make me poutine. cause she's THAT awesome.
so what now. OH. Did anyone see the episode of ATHF where meatwad thought he was pregnant...teeheee...I almost wizzed in mah pants. He's my love. Mrs. Jillian Meatwad. sounds good. yea. Speaking of...I want a theme song like Peter in Family guy....and I want it to be Warren G Cause I'm gangsta. whut.
So are we all excited for New Years...I can't wait...I want tits in my face. I'm bummed I have to work the next day...why the fuck can't they get one of the 17 year olds I work with to open. I already told my boss I'm coming in hungover...he said he wouldn't expect anything less from me. He's such an ass...he's great!
Wow...look how long this shit it? I said god damn! Ok, well i'm off to do some laundrey and clean the place up a bit. Our ashtrays are disgustingly full right now. I love yous all!
.::.denver.::.
oh.
and
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sicily:
happy new year!!!!! 
ruicosta:
What's up hometown girl.... 