hardy har
Thank fucking god its over. To me, Christmas is only fun when you still believe in Santa Claus or your children do. I dunno the presents do amuse me though.
However I didnt realize how much I missed my mom until yesterday. Its been just me and her for as long as I could remember. And our Christmas was just as good if not better than people with big un-divorced families. And this was the first year without her. And she was all alone too. Makes me wanna cry a little. It makes me think of when she passes away. My worldmy TRUE best friend. AhhhhhokI swear I think too much. Jordan worked 16 hours yesterday. I was pretty much alone too from 8-10. So me and my mom opened presents over the phone with one another and checked in on each other throughout the day.
When Jordan came home we went to Petes Diner on Colifax. That place is $money$. One of my all time favs. So if you are thinking about stalking methere is a good place to start. So, there was these two drunk chicks in therereally loud and obnoxiousAnd I over heard one of them talking about the waitress.saying she was fat and what not.it was really beginning to piss me off.I mean how fucking rudethen BOOM.her side of the booth broke and she fell right threw it. I wanted to say whos the fat ass now?but I couldnt because I was laughing too hard. Needless to say my Philly cheese steak sandwich (with chicken) tasted even more delicious then before. *smirks*
After that we went to Goosetownit was packed. I decided I was over it after a girl named Ashley decided we were really good friends so when we talked our faces would be exactly half a centimeter apart. Im sorry but I hate it when people talk all close to you. It weirds me out. As we were leaving she pulled Jordan aside and said your girlfriend is beautiful, you shouldnt treat her like that Grrrrrrrr..that bitch is stupid. Here is the dealJordan and I dont partake in that stupid thing called PDA. Puhlease. I hate it and so does heim not some needy bitch that demands MASS amounts of attention. Get your facts straight bitch. Anyway...besides all that I had started to get a nice buzz so I wasnt quite ready to go home.
We decided to go to the blue line. My favorite dive barand conveniently located right down the street from our apartment. I got shitty and fucked around with the jukebox for a bit. I think I put David Bowie on like a million times. I could listen to that man sing forever. I was nice and contentplaying that computer game they have at bars. The erotic games cause I like them titties! When all of a sudden I saw some titties I did not appreciate54 year old titties. Ahhhhhthis woman was wasted. Dumb ho. Ruined my night. She said do these look okay? to the entire bar.and Jordan instantly said no!.hehehe. As we were leaving the bitch backed into the Melissas (bartender) car. Mwahahaha!
MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED!
Alright. Well Im off to walk the dog. My baby girl. Take a lookhalf pitt bull half boston terrier. lil munchkin butt face fucker piggy moo moo I like to call her that. Shes that cute.
me after philly cheese's
love yous.
.::.Denver.::.
edited to say muwhahaha for Shafter_Wasco
and to post this for him too...
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notice the stoney closed eyes...
really!