so today while i was checking craig's list to see if anyone met my roommate criteria and would like to move in with me, i decided to see if there were any neat jobs available for someone with my, "skills."
i saw this ad and then realized i didn't qualify since i haven't popped out a kid yet, which is totally disappointing. (not that i haven't had a kid yet, but that i'm not eligible for 20,000 dollars.) but then i saw this ad and i was like, "holy crap! that ad screams lorin!!" but i'm not a boy. so, being the entrepreneur that i am, i decided that i'll go and don the appropriate prosthetics and a pair of those fake glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached while i'm wearing a trench coat.
then i decided that that's too much work and i'll just do this. that way i get to hang out with old ladies and cook all the day.
in conclusion: craigslist.org makes me want to move to portland.
i saw this ad and then realized i didn't qualify since i haven't popped out a kid yet, which is totally disappointing. (not that i haven't had a kid yet, but that i'm not eligible for 20,000 dollars.) but then i saw this ad and i was like, "holy crap! that ad screams lorin!!" but i'm not a boy. so, being the entrepreneur that i am, i decided that i'll go and don the appropriate prosthetics and a pair of those fake glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached while i'm wearing a trench coat.
then i decided that that's too much work and i'll just do this. that way i get to hang out with old ladies and cook all the day.
in conclusion: craigslist.org makes me want to move to portland.
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PS hopefully I will make today a new mix for the next exchange!!!