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off to bring home the bacon.... and cheese curls
b57913:
I'd just like to take this time to try and quell any fears you may have of being attacked by sharks. The idea is clearly ridiculous as seen in this table.

itburns:
and Magnums and Vagisil.....
Have a great day bringing home that bacon.
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Well i tried to post a picture... and i was unsuccessful, so now i had to make a pretend entry. Had a good night... two thumbs up. Check out the new picture in the picture section of this journal. Aight later. ARRR!!!
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itburns:
Yes, I've been shanghied by your family. Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me!!
mrpicme:
If only I could get that excite to be in a pharmacy! Rock on! shocked
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This persons identity will be kept a secret, i just thought this was quite funny, I wonder if you agree,

xxxxxxx: i gotta poop soo bad
xxxxxxx: and my mom is like finding the cure for cancer in there
xxxxxxx: or somethnig
xxxxxxx: like come on. the people with cancer and aids can wait. this poop can not

I had really fucking good spaghetti tonight...
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itburns:
too much info, but I can handle it. pasta and cheese curls: the anti-Atkins diet.
itburns:
Had pasta and red sauce for dinner, with garlic rolls and peas. No cheese curls though. Maybe next time.

How did everything "come out."
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so i woke up today feeling good about my day at the gym yesterday, and decided to take a break. Maybe breaking the habbit angered someone upstairs... cause today was just wierd. Well sorta.

Interesting yet annoying things that occured today.

1. I went to put my phone on the charger and i guess i pushed a wee bit too hard and the phone and...
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itburns:
Thanks for the compliment, it made my day. Now go on with your bra busting self and get funky.
escottie:
what a great selection of jess vignettes! if there is a god in heaven, you will entertain us like that again! biggrin

why did you take down the pics of yourself?

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ok well as requested i will make a new post. today i ran/ somewhat walked 6 miles in 57 minutes at the gym. i was pretty impressed since at about 2 of those ended up being walked. i then proceeded to sleep the entire day until my grandmother needed dinner. Pretty good day although, the sleep didn't make me feel any better. i woke up...
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quietlythere:
am i going to have to get you one of those safety-cups that parents give to little kids so they don't spill their drinks????? biggrin

gadget:
haha jim is going to get you a sippy cup.

bwhahahahahahaha
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hmmm this update i was trying did not work.

TAKE MY QUIZ ON QUIZYOURFRIENDS.COM.... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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lufy:
Hmmm...seems fishy. I bet these guys sell the email address they collect to spammers. "We'll send you your score to your email address," indeed. Then 2 days later my yahoo account is jammed full of emails about cock enlarging pills and Nigerian princes who need me to send them $$ to help out their family.

"Well played, clerks.....well played."
itburns:
No new posts= no fun for me on Monday.
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I have by far, with out a doubt, the coolest most awesomist sister in the whole world . Also i do not share sisters, so shhhh. blush
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itburns:
Donde esta awesome girl?
itburns:
outside of country music I have never seen anything worse!!
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Reasons why today sucks so far:

1. I didn't wake up at 7 to go to the gym like i wanted to do because i'm super lazy. oink

2. I instead woke up at 11, and missed mcdonalds breakfast which i also wanted. puke

3. I freakin got my period. With no previous warning like normal. GHETTO. confused eeek mad

i'm sure it can only get more annoying, so i'll...
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inflamez:
I saw fuck them if they are gonna act like they don't need you, sounds like they made new friends. and will come crawling back once she is home for the summer
inflamez:
and from what i can see. doesn't look like you need the gym. wink
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itburns:
How was the Italian food?

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jsinxxx:
happy thanksgiving sexy love kiss
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So i didn't lace a frying pan with poison o well, i was just my dads bitch and washed it. I'm eating grilled cheese now with my grandmom. I'm excited for tonight though i'm having my sister, gadget and her toaster over for dinner, for some good old fashioned italian food. I went to the gym at 8am this morning. holy crap that is early,...
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b57913:
Have fun, or I hope you had fun.
itburns:
we are all-each of us- our mom's and/or our dad's bitch. that's life. you're doing great.
wish i could get some good italian food....