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thelibra:
yes. yes it does.
akalucifer:
If I get it - can we try it? wink
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I adore the fact that I have friends who reply to the text message "I wanna squish your knish" with "Yeah? I wanna be humpin' on your dumplin'!"
akalucifer:
I would text you but....
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illstabyou:
Congrats on the book!
jenisfamous:
thank you!
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I've posted a new review to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog

Ladies and gents....

The Butt Banger
terminator_77:
love
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I saw a sign in the window of a dry cleaning shop that said "Would you sleep on sheets that hadn't been washed in six months? What about your pillows?"

That made me think about breathing mites and allergens right out of the poly-fil, just sucking them up in my sleep. The sign was trying to persuade us to dry clean our pillows, but then...
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vegemite:
ummmm... EEEEWWWWWWW thanks for that - So the pillow case is not enough of a barrier? I occasionally wash my pillows - really almost never.

Now I can almost feel the mites crawling all over my head
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I am having Thanksgiving at a friend's house, and I've been put in charge of Green Vegetables. I bought nearly the entire supply of broccoli from my local neighborhood vegetable stand and, in chopping it, created what looked like a broccoli massacre in my kitchen, little bits of florets and stems flying, strewn on the table, rolling across the hardwood floor. You know those itsy-bitsy...
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TONIGHT!
Monday, November 21st

The After-School Comedy Special
Pete's Candy Store (L train to Lorimer, 709 Lorimer St)

Featuring Emily Epstein, Becky Yamamoto, Elaine Williams, Nicholas Cobb, and Billy Wood, all of whom smell fantastic.

The After-School Comedy Special (formerly "Comedy Show & Tell") mixes performances by top young comedians with nostalgic diversions including show & tell, free candy, and Mad Libs! Bring an...
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akalucifer:
wish I could go - have the memorial service tomorrow so no dice - which begs the question - what are you doing thursday... you are welcome of course at our house... !
mistresstara:
i wish i could go too... sounds interesting... nice to meet you , sweetie, thanks for having me...xoxox let me know of future meetings of SGNY... i would love to meet up with some members...
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Abstinence-education website getthetruth.net has posted a list of 99 things you can do with your special someone instead of having sex. My comments are happy-faced.

Here's 99 things to do for/with your special someone:

Make a special tape of love songs.
Make a crazy movie with dancing and singing.
smile smile smile Like the ones you pay $20 to make when you're at third-rate amusement parks? Do you...
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ampersandwich:
I like "Go clam digging." - because there's no sexual double entendre there, right?!?

smile

Y~!
nadzofsteel:
I'm not convinced. I'm going to go with the sex.

But I might do the watermelon seed-spitting contest as foreplay. That's the move, right there.
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I read a couple of egg donor blogs today.

Apparently, the UK prohibits egg donors from being paid, and then some infertile couple ends up in the paper just pleading for an egg donor to help them out -- as though other people's eggs are necessary in the way that a donor kidney might be.

Of course, I take a bit of a libertarian view...
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thelibra:
I just have no desire to give up my potential children for someone else's use. Who's to say they'll be good parents? When all is said and done that kid would still be my flesh and blood.
jenisfamous:
All the agencies pay $8,000, if you look at ads in the Voice. Private market goes somewhat higher, but not THAT much.

The way I look at the issue of giving up my "potential children" -- those people are going to have kids with or without me, so they might as well use my genes, because my genes are awesome. Any klids that result are in addition to, not instead of, my own kids, so in the end, I've spread my seed more, which is kind of the point of Darwinism, etc.