Allow me to now officially announce my project with co-blogger SweeneyTim:
*** The Wonder Woman Blog ***
An excerpt:
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This blog was created due to the convergence of several events:
Unbeknownst to anyone, I had recently been to the Bust website and purchased the "Wonder Woman Cami and Panty Set."
I had a vaudeville show coming up, and I like to rock a...
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*** The Wonder Woman Blog ***
An excerpt:
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This blog was created due to the convergence of several events:
Unbeknownst to anyone, I had recently been to the Bust website and purchased the "Wonder Woman Cami and Panty Set."
I had a vaudeville show coming up, and I like to rock a...
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I just posted TWO new reviews!
One is a cockring, and one is a tiny, headless woman's torso.
Go now to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog and buy your momma a dildo
One is a cockring, and one is a tiny, headless woman's torso.
Go now to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog and buy your momma a dildo
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hollygolightly:
you are super entertaining lady 
barekroell:
wonder what it feels like to make love to a neck... in a neck... with a neck... what the heck
happy whatever
happy whatever
In the Soviet Union, the trains ran on time, but everything else sucked and millions of people escaped to come here
Those striking transit workers are massively hurting their own case.
You want more money and more benefits and a bigger pension? Start your own company. That's how we do things in America.
From the Times this morning:
At the corner of Cedar and Nassau...
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Those striking transit workers are massively hurting their own case.
You want more money and more benefits and a bigger pension? Start your own company. That's how we do things in America.
From the Times this morning:
At the corner of Cedar and Nassau...
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nycbike:
If someone told you to go down and clean something off of the subway tracks, how much money would you ask for?
jenisfamous:
Hey bike,
My subway-cleaning rate is irrelevant -- how much would Heidi Klum charge to give a haircut? $10,000? Does that mean people who give $80 haircuts are oppressed?
I would demand a lot of money to clean subway tracks. But that means I wouldn't take the job at all. It would be wrong to accept the job for an amount of money I was not satisfied with, and then illegally go on strike.
When those people were hired, the law against striking was on the books.
Everyone is free to not take the job, or to quit the job if they don't like it. If you quit your job and a bunch of other people would be happy to take it, then I'd say the job was being compensated at market rate.
That's supply and demand.
j
My subway-cleaning rate is irrelevant -- how much would Heidi Klum charge to give a haircut? $10,000? Does that mean people who give $80 haircuts are oppressed?
I would demand a lot of money to clean subway tracks. But that means I wouldn't take the job at all. It would be wrong to accept the job for an amount of money I was not satisfied with, and then illegally go on strike.
When those people were hired, the law against striking was on the books.
Everyone is free to not take the job, or to quit the job if they don't like it. If you quit your job and a bunch of other people would be happy to take it, then I'd say the job was being compensated at market rate.
That's supply and demand.
j
Commenting on spam headlines is a banal blog topic, but this missive proved simply irresistable:
Subject: hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos
That first bit, the "hammer hard fuck games" -- a bit ee cummings, no?
I feel like a phrase that evocative would've won approval in an Ivy League creative writing class; no words are wasted here.
And note, we have said...
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Subject: hammer hard fuck games devoid of all taboos
That first bit, the "hammer hard fuck games" -- a bit ee cummings, no?
I feel like a phrase that evocative would've won approval in an Ivy League creative writing class; no words are wasted here.
And note, we have said...
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The Jenny Vaudeville Show
Wednesday December 14th, 2005
10pm
Pete's Candy Store
709 Lorimer Street in Williamsburg
Free!
In December, featuring...
* humorous songs by Erin and Her Cello (pictured)
* Village Voice columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel reading humorous erotic fiction
* comic Carolyn Castiglia rapping in Dutch
* a holiday performance by monologue artist SweeneyTim
* sketch comedy by the Rob and Mark Show...
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Wednesday December 14th, 2005
10pm
Pete's Candy Store
709 Lorimer Street in Williamsburg
Free!
In December, featuring...
* humorous songs by Erin and Her Cello (pictured)
* Village Voice columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel reading humorous erotic fiction
* comic Carolyn Castiglia rapping in Dutch
* a holiday performance by monologue artist SweeneyTim
* sketch comedy by the Rob and Mark Show...
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valcapone:
It's so weird that you're always announcing these shows at Pete's, cus I used to live on Lorimer and Ainslie and a friend dragged me down there one night for a show that never materialized. We just ended up having drinks at the bar and left a note on a napkin for the band that didn't show. I wonder if the bartender gave it to them?
I guess it's only weird because I know exactly the place you're talking about, but I can't come cus I'm in Montral. But anyway, rock on over Colonial Williamsburg!
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I guess it's only weird because I know exactly the place you're talking about, but I can't come cus I'm in Montral. But anyway, rock on over Colonial Williamsburg!
[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 9:07PM]
akalucifer:
Damn! in your wonder woman underpants...! Maybe you can wear them over this weekend? 
akalucifer:
Which one would you prefer?
petbot:
PS, you made my week by blogging me! I actually emailed people to say, look, I've been blogged!
nycbike:
Thanks, Jen. Natasha researched flappers on the internet for over an hour just for the contest. It's really sweet of you to compliment her like that. That more than compensates for the contest, or lack thereof, at least I think.
8o)
8o)
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jenisfamous:
The dancer is Molly!
stormrider:
happy you had a good party, i was there but i did not stay long i had to run
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maxk:
Had a great time last night at the Spectacular! I'll bring the Dresden Dolls DVD for you to the Vaudeville Show.
Hope you had a great birthday!
Hope you had a great birthday!
barekroell:
yayyyy... tooo late!
nevertheless; 
nevertheless;
Well, if you liked that so much, here's another one:
6" Clear Heels With Clear 2" Platforms, Money In Heel and Platform
Can you say HO-BAG?
6" Clear Heels With Clear 2" Platforms, Money In Heel and Platform
Can you say HO-BAG?
vegemite:
well where the hell else is a ho supposed to keep her cash bitch? Shoe seems a good a place as any...