Hey guys, this is from my newsletter that just went out -- here is the product of some of my joke writing...
If you want, you can help me get famous by quoting my jokes on the interweb or magnetting them to your fridge...
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"If you stop rimming someone midway through, are you doing a half-assed job?"
- jenisfamous.com
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"Pilates is not really exercise. It's a bunch of already skinny bitches pointing their legs in the air and pretending they're five year old ballerinas. If they had a class like that for men, you'd go to the gym, oil yourself up, look in the mirror, and just go 'Flex! Flex! You are so butch!'"
- jenisfamous.com
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"I bought this shirt the other day and it was cut all weird. A friend explained that the shirts are all cut like that now because we're supposed to be layering -- that shirt goes over another shirt. And I said, this is the biggest scam ever! I tell you: layering is the lather-rinse-repeat of our generation."
- jenisfamous.com
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"Remember back when people used to complain that the SAT was biased against minorities? I don't get really get it -- what's so hard about YACHT is to REGATTA as NINE-IRON is to CLUBHOUSE?"
- jenisfamous.com
If you want, you can help me get famous by quoting my jokes on the interweb or magnetting them to your fridge...
***
"If you stop rimming someone midway through, are you doing a half-assed job?"
- jenisfamous.com
***
"Pilates is not really exercise. It's a bunch of already skinny bitches pointing their legs in the air and pretending they're five year old ballerinas. If they had a class like that for men, you'd go to the gym, oil yourself up, look in the mirror, and just go 'Flex! Flex! You are so butch!'"
- jenisfamous.com
***
"I bought this shirt the other day and it was cut all weird. A friend explained that the shirts are all cut like that now because we're supposed to be layering -- that shirt goes over another shirt. And I said, this is the biggest scam ever! I tell you: layering is the lather-rinse-repeat of our generation."
- jenisfamous.com
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"Remember back when people used to complain that the SAT was biased against minorities? I don't get really get it -- what's so hard about YACHT is to REGATTA as NINE-IRON is to CLUBHOUSE?"
- jenisfamous.com
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visitord:
and, half-way thru a rimmer would be where exactly?
petbot:
I made a reservation! Don't think i can make it to the pre-thing though, I work on Saturdays. Can't wait to laugh till milk shoots out of my nose.