A friend of mine writes for the Onion, and he posts his rejected headlines on his blog. This week he posted:
Jew For Jesus Also Jew For Shellfish
and
Tart, Vicar Have Creepy British Sex
Jew For Jesus Also Jew For Shellfish
and
Tart, Vicar Have Creepy British Sex
And yes, my plans tonite will take a stab at the 1st rejected headline - all you can eat lobster night!!
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